AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I grow strengthened by your horror.

Confirmed fact: LockeZ edits are scarier than Dark Falz.

And the only thing sexier than Nowi edits is Nowi x Dark Falz tentacle pr0n.


...I should probably be more ashamed of other things in that sentence instead of just being ashamed of seriously using the word "pr0n"

I...am aroused now. Somebody get me a therapist.

Why would Katie want Acid Armor for a Chandelure? It's too fragile to use it right.

Unfortunately, I don't know of any variant of Dark Falz that has tentacles.

You need Octo Diablo from Phantasy Star Zero or De Rol Le from Phantasy Star Online for that.

Of course, just because I don't know of one doesn't mean he doesn't exist. I do still need to finish Phantasy Star I through IV.

The nowi edits are fucking creepy and the fact that they've gone on this long is even creepier. Goddamn. This is why I don't read these topics anymore.

I got at least four months of nightmares out of the Dark Falz varieties alone.

I tend not to be creeped out by these comics as a result.

Base idea: If you have something that scares you more, Nowi is no longer a creep factor.

Note: May or may not apply to all humans.

Other than that yes it can be quite creepy.

Hang on, I'll call the rapist for you...

Okay, no. That's going too far. No outright sexual jokes, and no rape jokes. And calm down on the Nowi edits with nasty stuff.

Dark Falz? What's a Dark Falz? Or do I want to know?

It's the antagonist from the Phantasy Star games. Changes how it looks each game, but always kinda looks like a giant crazy space demon with spikes and a partial exoskeleton and exposed pulsating purple fleshmasses. I'd describe it as sort of a cross between a chest-burster alien, my high school gym teacher, and Lavos.

Still don't get why people seem to be freaking out over it. I mean, chestburster's kinda creepy, but I dunno what your gym teacher looks like and I've never played Chrono Trigger.

Come on guys. Let's get this back on the worksafe side of the topic before people get banned!

...Which doesn't give us much wiggle room considering, but I'll try anyway.



Scientific argument GO!

Are you going to make me actually draw Nowi x Dark Falz pr0n

I'll freaking do it, I swear to God


OK, fine, I guess I won't.

FOR NOW