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Lolita: After his wife dies, a man bonds with his step-daughter and travels across the country with her.

a lengthy novel about the dangers of road head and trusting old men

Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abaddon: The overreliance on luck causes a bunch of bugs to fuck up everything.

Kamen Rider Black: A young man has the worst 19th birthday of his life.

Fire Emblem Awakening: Save the world from an elder god through the powers of the buddy system.

Kamen Rider Den-O: A timid boy with incredibly bad luck, a peach, a turtle, a bear, and a dragon protect time with from non-humans more motvated than the peach, turtle, bear, and dragon. Later joined by a guy who nobody seems to remember and his mom. Oh wait no that's the actual plot.

Super Dangan Ronpa 2: These parties are to die for.

When the Seagulls Cry A man's refusal to grope the maid dooms both him and his family to grisly demises.

Pokemon Ranger: A boy/girl with a bondage fetish catches animals and forces them to do his/her bidding before they can be freed

Wind Waker: A young boy is torn apart from his family and spends his days flailing various things around

The Stanley Parable: Tired of his job, a man asserts himself by refusing to follow directions, guided by the voice in his head

VVVVVV: A rift in the space-time continuum scatters six shipmates who can only be saved by their inept, bipolar captain

Katamari Damacy A young man's father drunkenly destroys their most valued heirlooms, forcing his son to clean up the mess by stealing, murder, and property damage

Last one isn't even misleading

Persona 4 Scooby Doo but in Japan

Bravely Default Final Fantasy with militant atheists. I already called it that in the GGG thread but oh well.
AC: New Leaf You pretend to be something you're not and get away with it, for the good of everyone involved.

8D EEEE~! *hand flail*

Super Meat Boy: A young man's journey through a world that slowly degrades and festers around him, chasing the one bright light in his life and hope for his future.
Antichamber: A lesson of existence. You can do great things if you put in the effort, but go too far, and you will destroy everything.
Eversion: A young woman's desire to find new experiences corrupts her and everything around her.

FFXIII: This one lady has a party at her home when she turns twenty-one years old, and at that party her sister reveals she got engaged to this one dude really quickly, which makes the older sister really mad. The sister then runs away from home after her terrible secret curse is revealed to her sister, and the whole country goes nuts, wanting to kill the runaway sister as soon as they can to make things go back to normal. The sister that ran way then takes shelter in a big pretty castle thing, and her sister must travel there to see if they can both deal with the runaway sister's curse together. Then the younger sister gets frozen or something.

SCREW YOU BARABBA THAT ONE ACTUALLY GOT ME

A rebellious red haired teenage girl trained in a predominantly male discipline and her much more serious and intellectual mother don't get along at all, until one day a magical pastry given by a mysterious old woman working in the service sector forces the two of them to temporarily switch roles. They will have to understand each other and the importance of family in order to break the spell while doing their best to hide the truth from their family. There's also a subplot about the parents' learning to accept their daughter's choice regarding who she dates.
Brave/Freaky Friday

Four heroes must travel the land to defeat numerous fiends and restore several sacred grounds, then travel back in time to defeat the ultimate evil: Earthbound/Final Fantasy I

A devoted husband gets some food for his pregnant wife and the kids, and then they all get murdered: Godzilla (2014)