AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You toss the explosive bottle at Ol' George. It does almost nothing, but it succeeds in distracting him. You shove the Poisoned Javelin in his wound while he's distracted for 157 damage.!

" DAMMIT, THIS HURTS! That's IT! I don't need to take this! Tell Dr. Tyranibocular I QUIT."

Ol' George then smashes through the door and presumably leaves the building. Looks like he finally got fed up with his job, understandably so. One can only punch people in the face for so long before it gets monotonous.

VICTORY IS YOURS... you guess.

He still had your daggar, though. You're probably never going to get that back.

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, CARD KEY, DICTIONARY, ELECTRIC GUITAR, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, VARIOUS SNACKS (9)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

(I just noticed I forgot to take off one of the snacks and the rat poison from the inventory. Sorry about that.)

Edit: lol nevermind.

Go out into the hallway outside the cafeteria.

Ponder the identitey of Dr. Tyranibocular.

He must be like a dinosaur or something.

That's half binoculars.

Then, skulk arond the building being careful not to alert anyone.

FOLLOW OL' GEORGE OUT, OFFER HIM A JOB.

Try to avoid getting socked in the face.

Grab some stuff. You can't improvise weapons if you don't have random useless shit to make it with.

Celebrate your (kinda) victory with a guitar solo!

Since you're in a cafeteria, look for the essentials required in order to bake a CAKE. Do so.

Follow George and ask if he'd like to get revenge on his employer.

Apologize to Ol' George

You wonder what exactly The Doctor is. You guess that, based on his name, he must be part dinosaur and part binoculars. Then you remember that that's called a Binocusaurus, and thus Dr. Tryanibocular could not possibly be one of those.



You try not to get punched again. You do an amazing job, but due to the fact you're currently the only non-unconscious person in the room right now, it really wasn't that hard.



You take out your ELECTRIC GUITAR and start jamming to celebrate your victory. It sounds absolutely terrible. It seems as though the blessing from the gods of rock have worn off.



You look around the cafeteria for cake ingredients. Unfortunately, you can't find any. You do find some UNIDENTIFIABLE SLUDGE, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, and MUSHY VEGETABLES, though. You guess you could probably make some sort of... disgusto-cake with this stuff.



You head over to the gaping hole in the wall where the door used to be. There really isn't a hallway, just some stairs and an elevator shaft.





You head down the stairs and through the door with the intent of catching up to Ol' George.
The room you find is filled with cubicles, the kind with very short "walls" that only come up 4 feet or so. About half of them are empty, and the rest are filled with what you would expect a cubicle to be fill with. The ones directly between the door you are standing at and the next are all smashed. Looks like Ol' George couldn't have been bothered to walk around them.

Based on how smashed those cubicles are, Ol' George was probably moving very fast. Your probably not going to be able to catch up to him. He probably would have just punched you in the face anyway.

INVENTORY:
BLOODIED LINT, BUSINESS CARD, CARD KEY, DICTIONARY, ELECTRIC GUITAR, INFINITY REVOLVER, JANITOR'S KEYS, MOP, MUSHY VEGETABLES, PLANT, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, PRESUMABLY EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, STAPLER, UNIDENTIFIABLE SLUDGE, VARIOUS SNACKS (9)

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

Examine the contents of the cubicles.

Put anything usefull or valuable in your inventory.

Then persue Ol' George.

He'll probably stop to catch his breath or something.

Because he so ol'

Get a MASK.

Make a domino with the cubicle's walls.

Get some PLASTER from the walls...And maybe a PIPE or two...