AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bro Team is doing a thing. A good thing.

Check 'em out why not, because why not.

Ironicus' honeymoon sounded like it went well.

Also I want to ride on Ultimate Chaos.

As well when they were looking at the detective I knew Ironicus was about to break out into laughter when they just stayed there in silence.

omg

Liam is great in this.

Well, um, Beyond: Two Souls was, a, er, an experience? Aw man, that wasn't good.

That field with Aiden at the end was the last dungeon from Majora's Mask what the hell?

I'm just glad it's over. David Cage is a horrible person and I wonder what Quantic Dream could produce without being shackled to him and his influence. Probably something of decent quality, if enough of the team is nothing like Cage in regards to game design philosophy. That thing at the end of the credits was in such bad taste.

Which is why story should not be the center of a game, a games story is meant to be the driving point of what you do, which is why multiple-choice stories are such a great idea in most games, they lead to different results and add replay value easily.

Watched part of that Two Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls playthrough, and it was about what I expected: They bitched throughout the whole thing. The first time they did it with their regular TBFP episode was funny because it was brief, but to have several hours of them complaining about everything would make what sounds like a bad game even more of a horrible and boring experience to watch. The playthroughs they have that are good are of games they actually like, such as their Walking Dead playthrough, just making funny comments and praising the game for its cool ideas. There's no love for Beyond Two Souls in their playthrough, so they spend most of the time ridiculing the game for doing things they say are bad because they have nothing else to do while they're playing it. If they hate the game so much, why don't they just stop playing?

Cause people like watching them play bad games for some reason. They're certainly not doing it for their own amusement. I prefer watching them play good games too.

I like that I can watch them play it so I can cringe and get angry and laugh at the game laugh alongside them in a way. It's like MST3K in that regard. They DO make jokes at the game's expense; it's just that they're interwoven with pointing out the game's flaws.

Admittedly, they did give Beyond a chance and only blasted it when it did things like directly lift scenes from other visual media or put Jodie into a rape situation because drama. There were even points where they praised the game, rare as those points were. They never got to the levels of rage that they did during the Indigo Prophecy run though.

Well, I guess I'm dedicating an hour of my life to learning about the Yakuza franchise tomorrow.

This shit's intense.