AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Jokes aside that pizza sounds delicious.

Every time my Internet goes on the fritz, I imagine myself beating the guy in charge of my service provider to death with my laptop

I looked at a post I had looked at before on reddit about a bunch of 4channers going insane from a journal about synchronity and my internet has been going slower and I'm freaking out and don't know why.

whenever my internet goes out i get all these really good ideas because i've forced myself to reflect on everything

Whenever I make a new thread that isn't supposed to be completely stupid, I worry that everyone will hate it.

OK, maybe "hate" is a little strong. Just not be interested.

I've been listening to the Ding Dong Song for about 30 minutes now and I'm not even a little bit tired of it.

Well, you have everyone's interest, so keep things rolling instead of having a day long hiatus.

Just waiting for Kamak's response, it'll update soon.

today i ruined yet another prospective relationship by talking about cultures, politics, and worst of all school instead of talking about something interesting and impressive

I was in a tennis match today and started thinking about Dota 2 and completely zoned out. I'm pretty sure I played two points like that and won both. How, I don't know.

Sometimes I consider watching a few episodes of Sailor Moon just to see what all the hype is about.

Keep in mind it's a 90's show which means status quo is king for every episode.

Unless you're a 13 year old girl or a creepy fat 30 year old, there isnt much appeal

Wow Stranger that's pretty racist.

I'm aware of that, but the problem lies in the fact that I just know it's going to be really campy and I'll feel very uncomfortable with a good portion of the show and the girls', ahem, transformation.