AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why don't we just ban people who have birthdays?

90% of them are bots anyways.

(and the rest would be fun)

We should make a big pot of coffee, then Great Handsome Oppressor can start banning the approximately 11000 bots on this forum.

Fight spambots with banbots

ban clicker.

Only you can start the Shadocalypse.

Dear lord I want to make this now

everything will go well until a they join forces. They'll ban the members that don't post much first, no one will notice them. Fatehehehhhh, trygve, dedivax, maybe even one of the proletariats if they feel cocky. Then they'll move onto the regulars, once the proletariats suspect something they'll take Exeres or Citation, causing the forum the shit itself in panic.
Among the ensuing chaos they lurk, taking down the proletariats one by one until all that's left is a rag-tag group of rebels led by a single mod, Vax if we're lucky. In time they too will fall only then will the bots have finally won, free to post about the wares forevermore.

"...but there is one they fear, in their tongue he is Omnithea, the Bot's Bane...
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... and he's got nothing better to do with his time..."

ban all russian speaking users

That, uh, work out badly for one user, comrade.

Did Ame ever come back?

... or are they back, hidden as a new member?

No one is safe as long as anyone is Ame.

I don't trust any of them - moderators or bots.

They all want to sell you something and none of it is kosher.

Real nice forum you got here.

Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

I keep my shit here, it'd be a shame.