AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The only person in the wardens with a role that did anything that could be done directly to you was me, and I can't turn mafias to the warden side.
And then we didn't get a shiv.

Are there people here who already prepared configurations for future Mafia games or is someone just gonna start it on a whim?

coz I'm kinda interested in doing one.

I think everyone's a little burned out right now. I'd recommend you give it a week or more before putting up your mafia game.

Let's call the next one a yakuza game!

God daisies it guys I didn't have a chance to make an epic saying that would go down in history as the doomed private eye who still tried. Oh well. But yeah. I followed all you guys. I watched Cori, Kergan, and Zanoushe sleep. The only one who I could confirm wasn't dead was Reyo, who visited Turbo night 2.

Hope you boys enjoyed all those nights I spent with you~

*Wonk*

First you kill me in Dangan Crossing, then you sex me up here, and on top of all that you stole my crabcakes. Where does it end for you, Marc?

Also I can see the reasoning behind y'all wardens not telling me anything but goddamn I had nothing more to do than wait to die after that.

And StarFox mafia's a good idea, whoever suggested that.

OK, to be fair, I only stole the crab cakes for Cori. And maybe you should leave them on your night stand when hookers come over.

Funny story about the Dangan Crossing thing, though. I made that comment about liking to mess with you, Giraffe, and realized I wrote that pretty much right as your body was discovered in DC. I kind of freaked out and thought Cori would instantly suspect me, but I didn't delete it or that would be extra suspicious.

I knew why you did it but I didn't want it to be true

So it's gonna be the most popular theme. Sorry but no you're gonna have to endure the theme I'll force into your throat.

Actually I'm open to suggestions but I wanted to use the french version's roles and rules as a basis for my game. They're a bit different but the way it plays is basically the same. I'd say the main difference is that it's whoever gets most votes on him dies. No need to get 50% +1.

If it makes you feel better, you were the best sex I had out of everyone.

But you never return my calls

bby I'm a prostitute

I never return anyone's calls~

I just wanted people to eyeball you, because you raise a very mild point against Turbo and suddenly people are jumping bandwagon.

The main thing was that you seemed to be strategizing and trying to get everyone lined up, despite not having ground to stand on to lead the town.

Also, when will you guys learn that I almost always tell the truth? If the truth inconveniences me, I'll gloss over it. Otherwise, especially if I'm town, I have no reason to lie and I'd rather get everything out in the open right away.

Basically, I always tell the truth (except when I lie).

And Marcato, I wish I had more hands, so I could give your sexual performance 4 thumbs down.

Cori, stick to being the hooker. You're the only bear for a gay man like me.

Kamak, the two of us were in the exact same position, trying to strategize for the good of the town while explicitly avoiding telling our true intentions.

I could've revealed that I was the lookout right then and there and that I was just trying to see who the manufacturer was, to make sure we don't murder his taught buttox (you're welcome by the way), but I didn't for the same reason you didn't reveal yours.

Essentially, it was you and Ycobb who were the ones questioning my motives, and I was questioning yours because you kept saying things like

and than backing it up by saying "Hey...I don't want you to get lynched...just looked at..."

I just think it's funny that the person telling everyone "I always tell the truth and have good intentions but you all didn't understand" was the one advocating for my lynch...while I was the one who was telling the truth, and had good intentions while no one understood...