AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"But those little demons at the T&T Mart said they only said one bottle recently....."

*only SOLD one bottle

"Wait, hang on... did they say yesterday? I bought my medicine two days ago..."

"So no matter which way you slice it, someone here is lying."

Hold it! Scenario 1a. is not possible! The damage to the walls and furniture was intentional, Whitney wasn't just blundering about with a shovel. Second, the body wounds were made post mortem. They barely bled.It's my skill, okay?

"I think these two points can be easily explained away."

"Isabelle, was Whitney's door locked or unlocked when you went there?"

"Err... I think it was unlocked. The handle turned easily, but I didn't want to just barge in... j-just in case she wasn't dressed or... you know... dead..."

"So, it's possible that Whitney left her door unlocked, killed Cranston went home, not knowing her keys were at Cranston's house, and passed out from being drugged (if she was drugged at all)?"

"I... I guess so? But Whitney would never-"

"Let's move onto the second point. As you know, I'm a very kind animal who just wants the best for each of you... so to that end, I have these..."

He holds out a set of ID cards.

"I'm sure it seems scummy, but I have the ability to put things in your closets through these spare ID cards. Poor Punchy seemed like he really needed some medicine, so I put some in there..."

"However, I can't remember how many bottles I put in there..."

"It could have been 1... or maybe even 2..."

"So... he definitely could have been faking an illness and drugged dear old Whitney..."

"And still had enough for himself."

"It's sad to know that my generousity could be taken advantage of like that... to think someone could potentially murder and get away with it because of me... how disappointing, upupu~"



Tom gestures to Timmy and Tommy on the sidelines.

"Our records show that this bastard was in the store on Day 6 and bought the medicine. Take that!"

"Today is Day 7... Hold it!"

"Ergo, it was bought yesterday! It's so great how you know basic logic, Timmy!"

"To be fair though, Rock Stars don't seem bright enough to tell time without an assistant. A rock band is only as good as their bassist."



"Yes, but you're forgetting, if Whitney intended to frame someone for killing Cranston, maybe she could have beaten up the furniture in order to frame them."

"But that wouldn't make sense for her to use her own shovel for that... would it? Everything would point back to her..."

"Perhaps, and alternatively, this could point to Punchy framing Whitney for the murder... we'll leave that open to discuss later."

"And those wounds were made after Cranston died? Why on earth would someone hack up the body like that after killing him? Were they that mad at him over something?"

"Post-mortem wounds....? But why strike someone with a shovel after they died?"

"Why would the murderer bludgeon Cranston's corpse repeatedly with a shovel?

... Because it was Whitney's shovel."

"I'm.....afraid you'll have to elaborate a bit, rookie. What does Whitney's shovel have to do with this?"

"The simplest explanation for why the murderer decided to hit the body with a shovel is because they wanted to frame Whitney by using her shovel to do it. It's best not to over think matters such as this, and wait until something else contradicts its simple nature before calling it into question."

"That does seem to make the most sense, considering all the other evidence we have."

"Unles someone else had a bottle and replaced your empty one with it, sucker." None of this was adding up for Octavian. There were gaps and too many inconsistansies.

"H-hang on... How do we know that the one in my locker is the one I bought?"