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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:37 am 
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Isn't that just what you [i]want us to believe, Marcato?[/i]
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Joe nods at Diana. "Thank you for being honest with us. There's a chance you might get out of this after all."
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"For you see, the true culprit in all of this... is Pierce!"

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"Let me start at the beginning...

Pierce has been suspicious of me for a while, and has even been snooping around my house.

His house is also directly across the river from my own.

If he had been suspicious of me as he says, is it not unreasonable that would have been monitoring my house?

While he had been doing that, he would have seen the fight between me and Bud take place.

So, he went outside to intervene in our fight, but then witnessed me being the victor of the fight, and running off.

Then, Bud got up and started running around town with a knife in his eye!


Pierce, seeing that Bud was distraught and not in the best state of mind, decided to keep a good distance away from him, while at the same time follow him.

He then witnessed Diana pushing Bud onto the concrete, and later dragging him back to the riverbank.

Pierce then went to the scene, inspecting the corpse, thinking he would have an easy time of things knowing who the culprit was...

When he came upon a surprising conclusion: That Bud was still alive!

And so, he dragged Bud's corpse away from the riverbank, erasing Diana's hoofprints in the process, and stowed his body away somewhere.

Then, he went to Whitney's house to bring her along on a wild goose chase near my house!

The point of it being: make Whitney remember the lack of a dead body!

Once Whitney was back home, he got Bud's body, did some heavy lifting flying it over to the riverbank...

And dropped it onto the riverbank, killing Bud in the process."

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"Well, Pierce? Do you have anything that contradicts this theory?"

What? He has seemed suspicious but how did Bud review Bud's body?

Sowwy, I got that wrong. Everything else is good, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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"Shut up, Joe!" Diana hollered at the bird. "What are you doing?! What reason would I have to put this in detail if I wasn't actually the person that did this?" She gave him an incredulous look. "Just...make it easier on yourself. Let it go. I can't see why you're doing this since it's not your life on the line."

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"Hey, I was pretty sure I killed him too when I stuck that knife in his eye. How can you be so sure you were really the one who did it? And yes, my life is on the line, because there's still a chance you may not be the culprit."

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:46 am 
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((Barabba, coming from the person that indeed wrote the PMs with Kamak describing Bud's death, please stop this ridiculousness and wait for Kamak wrap up the trial. It's gone on long enough (and I claim some responsibility in that, I'm sorry).))

"Tom Nook told me I killed him that night. When you defended yourself against Bud, did Nook go to you and say you were the killer? I saw Bud get stabbed in the eye and I saw you run away, there was no tanooki then."

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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OK, sorry for getting crabby, I'm just frustrated because the four or five people posting are all telling each other why they're wrong and almost no one is presenting evidence, so for DAYS we've been going in circles until Kamak decides to drop a hint on us.

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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((I suggest we hold off until Kamak posts. This was getting to be a hot mess and I thought I could finally wrap it up by confessing.

And Barabba, I appreciate the thought but it's a little too late for that now.))

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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Joe sighed longly and loud. "Foolish girl, could have gotten yourself out. I now see no reason for you to exist as anything other than one of the many forgotten civilizations that let themselves be conquered."
Joe falls back into his chair, with a crestfallen look on his face. "I hope your execution is a painless one, and for you to climb out of this despair you have resigned yourself to while you're wandering about in the afterlife."






((Quit metagaming! It metas the game!))

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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((okay, I have got to respond to this one))

Diana knit her eyebrows, staring straight at Joe as he spoke in the peculiar manner.
"Wh...why were you trying to defend me like that? Don't you care about surviving? And for that matter...this isn't some sort of history lesson. What kind of victory is it if I won and everyone else died? That might mean you get out, but you've got those memories on forever, right? M-maybe I should have come clean earlier." She took another shaky breath, closing her eyes.

"I'm done talking about this. Just...get it over with." Her voice wavered and she groaned, biting her lip.

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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Why would you save your friend if you knew you would die? Suspicion was mounting on you. Might as well hurry it up instead of leaving the people hesitant to acuse hold back the inevitable false guilty.

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 End!
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"Well, putting up a fight to the bitter end is a lot better than just giving up, at least, that's my opinion anyway. You shouldn't give up on life just because you caused the death someone. In fact, you shouldn't give up on life precisely because you caused the death of someone. Don't let their sacrifice be in vain. But it's all meaningless advice to your ears, I suppose, given the circumstances you're in."

"And what do you mean this isn't a history lesson? Don't you know that all of life is a history lesson? It's from all the mistakes we make in the past that we grow stronger as a people."

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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OK, sorry for getting crabby, I'm just frustrated because the four or five people posting are all telling each other why they're wrong and almost no one is presenting evidence, so for DAYS we've been going in circles until Kamak decides to drop a hint on us.

Yeah, I'm thinking we need more evidence before trials start. I feel like we only got where we did because Angie gave us her first testimony, and we don't know if other murderers will be as forthcoming. Otherwise we'd totally just be spinning our wheels, I know I kept scattering questions with the hope that something would stick.

"It was just a accident after all..." Cranston pondered, "I don't know if The Phoenix will forgive you, Diana, but I think I do. We all need to keep level heads from now on if we're ever going to get out of here."

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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"I apologize, I overstep myself. It's unnecessary to share one's ideals with one not long for this world. It is far more productive to share them with those that still have enough hope to accomplish things with those ideals. You shall travel to your grave on the path you decide is right. Farewell."

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 Post subject: Re: Dangan Crossing: Let's Escape Hope Town! Trial 1 Start!
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Yeah, I'm thinking we need more evidence before trials start. I feel like we only got where we did because Angie gave us her first testimony, and we don't know if other murderers will be as forthcoming. Otherwise we'd totally just be spinning our wheels, I know I kept scattering questions with the hope that something would stick.


I'll work harder to make a better sample of evidence for you guys to work with. I realized too late that the evidence pointing to Diana was tenuous and relied on people remembering she was outside at night. Whoops.

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Image "And before anyone asks, I did indeed talk to Diana last night after the murder. I even got to talk to Bud in his house before he died. These conversations will be with my heart forever."

With 9 alive, it takes 5 votes for a majority.

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