AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Apparently people can glitch buff the stone greatsword with sorceries. Invaded in the forest and got killed by three gankers using the stone greatsword's twop r2 which apparently does constant damage if it is buffed.

yeah that can be an issue
generally if you encounter people who hack like that, don't worry about it, just fucking quit the game.

that way they don't get any humanity or souls from it, which is what they want

and fuck them

What they want is hatemail and to feel justified. If you quit they call you a pussy or something.
There is no way to win against those people.

yes but if you quit they get nothing but wasted time

+ points if you quit and they've used any sorts of magic casts

Games with online should be sold with a wireless button that just quits for you, so you don't have to fiddle around in the menu for like, five whole seconds.

it's built onto the console

it's called the power button

I just picked this game up

ASYLUM DEMON WHY

What a scrub.
Just smack dat booty and roll man.

As you have so astutely observed, I am indeed a scrub, and cannot execute such a proficient manuever

Do you know how to dodge roll? Just circle strafe him with your sheild up and stay close to him, if he tries to butt stomp you just roll back, otherwise stick close to him and it should be fine.

I've already beaten him, by the way

put all your points in resistance

I recently got and completed the DLC, such good boss fights in it.

Though the actual 'Abyss' section was disappointingly easy, and then I accidentally found Sif. Though, did not know I could summon him during the last boss fight when I did it.

And swimming, don't forget swimming.

The True Dark Souls has not even begun. Have fun while the game is easy.