AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Okay so let me get it straight on how I have it:

Train team:
Pierce (Marcato)
Bud (Chopstix)
Cranston (Giraffe)
Whitney (Cori)

Swimming:
Octavian (Crisp)
Diana (Game Angel)
Coco (Alec)



"I'm glad you asked, you see, those motion sensing machine guns can shoot you out of the sky, and if that were to fail somehow, we have a manned UFO to abduct and probe you. You can thank Gulliver for that.

"And as far as tunnelling goes..."

"Outta my way, moneybags..." you hear a voice say.

"Oh man, not this guy." Nook says shaking his head.



"NOW LOOK HERE, PALLIES. I DUNNO WHAT MONEYBAGS HERE HAS BEEN TELLIN' YA, BUT AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TUNNEL THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS TOWN."

"I PATROL DOWN THERE, AND IF YOU TRY TO ESCAPE, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TEAR INTO YOU, DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?"

"AND DON'T THINK YOU CAN RESET TO ESCAPE ME. I AM AWARE OF ALL RESETS IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. I WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU MESS WITH THE DELICATE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE."

"For the last time, Sonny, there is no such thing as resetting! This is real life, not some video game!"

"THE ONLY ONE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH ME IS THE MAYOR... who frankly gives me the willies... SO DON'T GET COMFORTABLE WITH ME, RACOONBOY."

"THE REST OF YOU. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MR. RESETTI, AND YOU BETTER PRAY YOU NEVER SEE ME AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?"

And with that, the strange mole disappeared.

"...oh my," Diana sighed, holding her chin up with a hoof-hand. "You've really spared no expense, haven't you?"

"W-where do they all come from?!?"

Bud pondered for a second before snapping his fingers in satisfaction. "Time travelers. Only really logical answer."

"Well, you bastard, you see, when you kids reach a certain age, you'll get this disgusting thing called "urges" and you'll find a member of the opposite sex (and hopefully same species) who you have deep intimate feelings for, and the result will be losing all of the joy in live as you raise disease-ridden ungrateful children."

"All of your parents suffered that fate, and their parents did before them. Sadly, the world at large is horrifying in that way."

"Though, if it's the same sex, you won't have that problem..." Diana said, putting on a sly smile and hooking her arms behind her back.

"Regardless of sex, love between anyone is equally disgusting."

With that, the teams set out to explore.

Train Team

Upon arrival at the crash, a thick stench of burnt fuel and corpses filled the air. The mangled train cars rise up into a forboding mountain of steel.

Where will you begin?

River/Ocean Team

The pristine water of the rivers feels good and looks good. Not a single scrap of trash exists in this perfect waterway. It seems someone has taken very good care to ensure the cleanliness of the town.

What should be explored?

"Let's see if there's anything here we can salvage."

EDIT: Need some suitable music up in here:



Train Team

Pierce began to search through the passenger cars as best he could. The floors were sticky with some kind of dried up substance, and there were the burned remains of machinery, all of which was too destroyed to make out what they were supposed to be used for. Glass shards litter the ground, some warped by the heat of the flames that ripped through the train. There were charred suitcases, and unfortunately, many corpses littered the trains, not recieving a proper burial.

Only two train cars were left without much fire-damage, but they were horribly mangled with a large section of wall cut out. You shuttered to think that maybe these were the cars that you were travelling in, but there's no evidence to support that theory.

All that's left to explore is the engine and the caboose of the train. The caboose is largely unscathed, but the engine is derailed and crushed into the side of a cliff.

Coco begins to dig around in the mud lining the riverbank, looking for something, anything, of interest. Maybe a nice Gyroid to decorate her new home, perhaps?

"I'll look in the caboose," Whitney offered. She was hopeful that there could be something useful in the nearly undamaged car.

"Hmmm..." Lucky ponders. "We could search in the trashes around town for that card from the other villager."