AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The steak is cold and rubbery.

"Upupu~ At least someone enjoys my effort put into cooking."

"And to think, before today, all I've ever cooked was a can of beans on an open fire..."

"Maybe I should expand my skills!"

"Yeah, you know how you can start? Heating these up a little. To have steak that's so cold and rubbery after so long..."
Joe wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Well...it's no five-star cuisine, but we have to eat something...."

Pierce takes a fish and begins eating.

"By the way, maybe we should tell each other our....what did that raccoon call them? Super High Villager Level skills?"

Punchy stops short of shoving another fish into his mouth.
"Wait... those... things are for us?" He looks like he's trying to hold back vomiting.

Coco begins to eat an apple, shaking her head as she watches Joe tear at the steak. Animals eating other animals. It was appalling.

"That could just as easily be any of us, doroing."

The octopus joined the rest of the villagers, eyeing the food carefully before picking a peach up from the pile."How do we know it hasn't been tampered with,Sucker?" he looked up to the raccoon, scowl becoming even deeper as he bounced the fruit in his tentacle

"Oh well, I already broke my fastin' on worms."
Joe smirks at Pierce for a second before directing his attention towards Tom Nook.
"You should let this junk sit out a bit longer, that way maggots can be crawlin' in it, and I loooooovvvveee me some maggots."

Suddenly a disgruntled turkey appears.

"TAMPERED WITH?" the turkey screams.

"I can ASSURE you that I, Franklin, the Super High Villager Level Chef who trained at classic Bistros in The City, did NOT tamper with this food. It is all perfectly fine for you to eat."

He looks over at the steaks.

"Good HEAVENS, who put these here? These are an abomination upon my culinary expertise!"

He picked up the plate of steaks and goes off to dispose of them. However, underneath the plate, there was a small card left behind.

Lucky turns to look at the table. "Hmm. A card." He goes over the table and begins to read it aloud(I have no idea what it says so you should make a post of what it says)

Cranston, quietly munching away at an apple, pauses and picks up the card.

((woah whoops i got ninja'd, forget that))

The Card appears to be a Villager ID Card, much like the ones you recieved yesterday.

On it, you can make out the words "Super High Villager Level Novelist" but before you can boot it up further to read the name of the owner or see their picture...

"Now how did that get there... it should be in the dumpster... with the rest of the trash... upupu~"

Tom takes it away from Lucky and wanders off for a bit.

"Hmmm... He took it away so quickly. Do you think this was the card of the villager who died yesterday?"

"Perhaps, we never got to know them...is anyone here a novelist?"