AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Can somebody let me into their town? I need to get signatures for a dumb petition

I REGRET NOT BUYING TURNIPS
THEY ARE SELLING FOR 558 TODAY YOU GUYS

GYRE I WILL LET YOU GET PETITIONS IN MY TOWN IF YOU LET ME SELL TURNIPS IN YOUR TOWN

PM ME YOUR FRIEND CODE, I'LL SEND YOU MINE

Yeah okay gimmie yours

Thank you Grye.

Only another 800K until your next HH showcase prize

So another 2 days of beetle farming.

And for reference, I has 3,300,00 bells this morning.
I just made 5,900,000 bells on turnips.

Grye you should "sell" your friend code as much as possible today. Only 1,000,000 bells to get in to your town!

I think doing something like that is absolutely ridiculous.
I'm not doing anybody some kind of grand service by letting my 3DS sit there and do nothing.
I won't go giving my friend code out on the Gamefaqs thread or something, but I'll let my friends here join in if they'd like.

The Gamefaqs boards are what I was referring to with the joke, since they do exactly that.

Hey, my town's Re-Tail is buying pears for premium today. If anyone wants to visit, PM me.
I've also got peaches if anyone wants to trade fruits.

Curses, I already sold my pears.

I got 82,000 bells off of pears today, I am pop flyin' now.

I wish I could have played the Turnip Game this week, but Joan was selling them for 105 bells per turnip and that was way too risky

I would have played the turnip game but that would require me waking up before noon.

My turnips have yet to break 70 bells.

Joan still sells them for 130-150.

so how many of you losers have perfect town status

BECAUSE IIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOO