Find or Die Episode 4: A New Hope-WE HAVE A WINNER

Lolita · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:52 pm

lolita steps in to remind paranoid android to not triple post

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:01 pm

But Queen Peasant. Editing is against the topic rules.

Lolita · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:40 pm

then please try to not double post

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:57 pm

Sorry I haven't responded yet, I'm usually working 12 hour days. Let me look into your characters and get back to you tomorrow.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:06 pm

i'm telling you, man, PA is right out seeing as his character isn't the main antagonist

she also uses a charge attack, vanguard style, which is basically a psychic body slam, so that's probably hand-to-hand right there

Paranoid Android · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:30 am

look that as may be, however in all honesty oolrichs desicion of the Sorceress from Spyro is SO far off from the mark as humanoid, we shouldnt even BE in this extra round. Marcato even SAID nothing similar to "sonic the hedgehog" and the like.

Paranoid Android · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:37 am

Marcato wrote:

"Sire, Wry Bread has failed to present Your Majesty a character within 24 hours!"

What.

Are you kidding me.

Really.

It

It's not even breakfast yet!

OOOOOOOOFFFFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

*THUNK*

Wry's severed head was made into toast and served at King Marcato's breakfast table to all his guests. No one suspected a thing.

Next round!

King Marcato wishes to see characters he deems to be humanoid! By humanoid, I mean that your character cannot be human, but must possess some kind of physical human trait. Human-looking arms, human-looking legs, etc. Elves, for example, would be excellent choices. I'll be pretty generous about what qualifies, but the one thing I absolutely will NOT accept is bipedal animals. That means no Star Fox, no Sly Cooper, no most anyone from Sonic the Hedgehog.

All right, then, let's see your humanoids, chop chop!

Requirements:
-Original Video Game Character
-Humanoid

NOT. ACCEPT. BIPEDAL. ANIMALS,,,,

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:38 am

I guess technically dragons aren't animals.

Paranoid Android · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:37 pm

...Komodo Dragons... etc...

Oolrich · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:12 pm

Personally I'd argue Lissandra as well for not the main antagonist, I thought she was working for the Watchers but that's just my opinion

Either way, we'll see what Marcato has to say later

So nervous

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:13 pm

komodo dragons are lizards

that is clearly an actual dragon

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:43 pm

Everyone is banned.

King Marc's word is law. If it was accepted before, it should still be accepted. Not withdrawn because someone questioned it 5 rounds later.

So let Marc decide. Arguments against the Mass Effect character was given, so leave it at that.

So says the ghostly Prof. Lord Kamak of Marc's Nether Regions.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Kamak wrote:

Prof. Lord Kamak of Marc's Nether Regions.

What.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:56 pm

In the event of King Marcato I's death, I have claim to the southern reaches of his influence.

This was established awhile ago on this thread and is perfectly normal and not unlordlike.

it is also totally not a euphemism. What kind of professor ghost do you think I am?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I choose to disregard the context and see it as innuendo.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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