AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Which item is that.

the triforce? it's the triforce

it goes in your house and when you press A it goes doodeleleledoo and the pieces fly around

i know (i hope) you're joking but uh i have actually had to skip ahead and then back twice now
once was on launch so i'd have a full day even though it released at 10pm, and the other time a friend of mine was getting mad at me for picking all my oranges and i wanted to get him some
so i am actually two days ahead of everyone in terms of things opening

i'm not proud of the second skip, but i'm not really ashamed either

Oh that's sweet, haha.

Also when I have guestsover when do they leave.
Lolly is just wandering around not saying anything

block the exit with pitfalls

I got a Warp Pipe from my Lucky Ticket today and a piranha plant comes out and I don't think I need this unnecessary danger in my house

O helo guys. Yeah I'll draw your mans! In the meantime I've landscaped my town as much as I can without an ax. The gardening store is being added tomorrow already, I think! Or some kind of store, not sure. I took a few screenshots.

So far, I have:
-Paid for my first two mortgages
-Paid for an additional bridge
-Begun funding a fountain
-Added enough foreign fruit orchards I'm out of room for now
-Added a bunch of roads and flower patch borders in tiles I made myself

So yay!

Alright, these are pieces of the Sleek Set that I do not have.
Sleek Bed
Sleek Stereo
Sleek Light
Sleek Table
Sleek Stool
Sleek Wall
Sleek Floor

If you see or have any of these, send me a PM, I will work out payment with you, and I will be generous. I just paid a guy 50,000 bells for the clock kind of generous.

God daisies the sleek table was at the shop 2 days ago

Jesus you REALLY want that furniture, huh?

I think i'm playing this game wrong because my house is less of a decorated living space and more of a warehouse for things I dont' want to sell or keep on my person at the moment.

Also i'm still kinda mad becuase yesterday Nook had the color roof I wanted in his store but I couldn't buy it because I started payments on another expansion or whatever the hell was going on there.



I have a metroid in a tube, i'm sure it's fine.

God daisies all my villagers are so ugly
When do I get this fucker

Okay
I just broke a rock with my shovel and amethyst came out

and I put a centipede in my pocket

I have two badges now, thanks Grandpa Phineas

gem rocks a shit i'm all about the money rock $$$$$