Barabba wrote:
Leaked "Equestria Girls" Plot Spoilers:
After she falls into a magic mirror or some shit, Twilight is trapped in a land with two races. There are the hideous, beastly Hardons (boners), and the beautiful, rational Humans. The Humans keep the Hardons chained in stables to act as beasts of burden. Human Land Hardons are violent, cowardly, and can't speak. Twilight realizes that she, too, is a Hardon.
She is filled with self-disgust, and starts attempting to follow the teachings of her friend and protector, the Master Human. Twilight decides that she never wants to leave Human Land and return to Ponyville. But the Humans decide that she can't stay: she's too smart a Hardon to be safe. They worry that she will make the other Hardons rebel against the Humans. So, Twilight is banished from Human Land. Eventually, she makes her way reluctantly back to Equestria.
When Twilight gets home, she still so disgusted by other boners that she can't stand to be in the same room with them for a long time. Even five years after leaving Human Land, she can only just tolerate having lunch in the same room with her friends and family, if they sit far away from her.
This changed my life
And by that I mean it gave me cancer
hey, it still changed my life
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Valbrandur wrote:
Drink milk for strong bone

^^El tumblo (upstanding members of society)^^