AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Inspect pocket lint

Oh man i was totaly gonna say that but I changed it to business card.

Break the wind?


I suggest you mash your head thru the window and climb inside

You hit the glass as hard as you can, but try not to break it too much so you don't cut yourself. Although you manage to break the window, your hand gets cut up in the process. It turns out smashing your bare fist through glass is a pretty dumb idea. You manage to grab a few of the the larger shards though, plus you have some smaller ones embedded in your hand.



You take a look at your pocket lint. It looks more or less like how you would expect pocket lint to look, and it's probably going to be about as useful. However, it gets all bloody in your hand. Ew.

CURRENT INVENTORY:
INFINITY REVOLVER, BUSINESS CARD, BLOODIED LINT, GLASS SHARDS

Use the gun and attempt to shoot open the safe

You take out your trusty INFINITY REVOLVER and attempt to shoot open the safe. You can't get at a good angle from the window, so you climb in. You end up cutting yourself some more in the process. You take aim and fire at the safe. The bullet bounces off and shatters a nearby plant pot. Your going to need to think up a different way to open the safe.

Inspect Room.

You take a look around the room. It appears to be someone's office. Based on the expensive decor, you would say that it probably belongs to someone in an important position. There is a fancy wooden desk and an expensive chair near the back of the room, around where you came in. On the desk there is a mug, and nametag, some important looking papers, a stabler, a shattered plant pot, a picture, and an expensive pen. There is also a bookshelf against one of the walls. The floors are covered wall to wall with a rug. In the corner of the room is the safe that you have been planning to rob.

All and all, it's a pretty nice room. Except for the shattered window, broken plant pot, and drops of blood that will probably stain the rug.

Inspect Stabler

Search the desk for clues.

Blue's clues

Look at the name tag.

Examine safe.

Oh god. That show haunts my nightmares.

Also, check under hte rug.

Start pulling books off the bookshelf. Surely one of them opens a secret room.

It's just your average black office stapler. It has plenty of stables in it. There's not much to say beyond that.



You open up the desk, hoping to find a blue paw print which will be on an object that will be a clue to a pointless mystery. Unfortunately, there are none. You DO find, however, some blank pieces of paper, some MORE expensive looking pens, some MORE important looking papers, and a notebook/journal.



You take a look at the name tag. It says "Z. Scrambiloni".

Your name suddenly feels six or seven times more normal.



You decide to finally take a look at what was your goal the entire time. It's a pretty stereotypical safe. It stands about half your height. It has a generic looking padlock on the front, with a hatch of some kind to open it once the proper combination has been entered.



You attempt to check under the rug, but seeing as it's a wall to wall rug, it doesn't work out very well. After a few minutes of clawing at it, you just give up.

Inspect Journal.