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LordSeth
 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 9:35 pm 
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A dyslexic walks into a bra


im sorry


Why did the devil worshiper sell his soul to Santa?
do i have to spell it out for you

What did the dyslexic bank robber yell?
put your hands up, mother-stickers, this is a fuck up

What's the best part about 21 year olds?
there's 20 of them

Why did Angus Glover break up with his girlfriend?
he couldn't take the G's
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Kira
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What's the best part about 21 year olds?
there's 20 of them

I've heard it "What's the best part about fucking 21 yeard olds?"


A Tall man walks into a bar.
And says "Ow"
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What is it called when a ship full of cats sinks?
A cat-astrophe!

He then proceeds to laugh loudly at his own joke. Occasionally he slaps his knees, too.
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LordSeth
 Post subject: Re: Bad Jokes
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Did you hear about the philosophic dyslexic with insomnia?

He stayed up all night and wondered if there is a Dog.

Dyslexics are really taking a beating in this thread...

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