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creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:26 pm

No Short Round is awful and stupid and predicted LOL RANDUMBS by like 30 years

Who in the name of god would find "Hold onto your potatoes Mr. Jones!" entertaining in any sort of way

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:12 am

Django unchained was a great movie, and samuel l jackson's character was amazing.

Sollix · **Posted:** Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:52 am

Saw Jurassic Park in 3D a few weeks ago.
Anyone who hasnt seen it in the theater should really go because it really was quite amazing.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:18 pm

Watching the Cabin in the Woods.

Okay that ghost thing or whatever is my favorite monster

second favorite is the giant cobra

third favorite is the unicorn I mean what the hell I was laughing so hard

twelfth favorite is the clown
"huhuhuu"

also dat merman "Oh come on"

edit: Now I'm watching The Last Samurai

Quote:

"Did you hear my order?"
"Yes sir!"
"Then you will follow it!"
"No disrespect sir, but shove it up your booty."

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:21 am

Has anyone watched the great gatsby?

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

After reading all the Hellblazer comics, I decided to give the Constantine film a watch. I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed.

John wasn't British, but more importantly, not enough of a self-serving asshole. Chas was about the polar opposite of what he is in the comics so I don't even have anything to say about that. The film was also too much action and not enough horror, John kicked too much booty instead of having his booty kicked. That stuff about half-breeds was weird and didn't really make sense.

As it's own, independent thing, the film is also underwhelming. The action sequences weren't awful but they weren't really impressive either. The acting was kind of shoddy too. At least the story was some what interesting, but it wasn't enough to save the film.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:09 pm

Oh hey, a trailer for the next Thor movie! I wonder what it's abo-

(Loki's in it)

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:20 pm

Loki was the only thing I really liked about Thor.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:21 pm

because he's like thor's main villain and everyone loves him?

seems

you know seems obvious

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:30 pm

He's just such a little shit and a crappy villain and now there's going to be 8 months of fangirls on tumblr going on and on about how ~~*tortured*~~ he is on the inside and about how """""""handsome""""""" the actor playing him is.

God fucking daisies I hate Loki, Loki is awful.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:31 pm

I like Loki but he's pretty ugly.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:33 pm

But then, this is tumblr we're talking about.
They've managed to convince themselves that the Beppledoop Cramblepod guy from Sherlock is attractive.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm

Operation Awesome wrote:

(Loki's in it)

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Gotta get the other half of the population into the theatre.

And besides, Loki's great. At least when he's not a big ball of whining, ala a lot of bullshit (usually aimed for the tykes) he's in.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:45 pm

Kamak wrote:

Operation Awesome wrote:

(Loki's in it)

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Gotta get the other half of the population into the theatre.

...do you mean females?

Because I think I know someone who accomplishes that feat WAY better than Mr. Hiddleston.

He-loooo~

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:46 pm

loki is not bad looking i dunno what you guys are on about

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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