AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just max enchant and smithing to win everything forever.

Woah I didn't know I was goign to be treated like an actual assassin in the DarkBrotherhood in Oblivion.
This is fucking great.

Edit: Three Imperial Foresters are trying to kill eachother, I can only assume because one of them got in the way while anotherone was shoot arrows.

Haha I've seen that happen. I think that happens when they are both shooting at a monster and a stray arrow hits another guy and then suddenly they hate each other and try to duel to the death.

I've just sat nearby for 10 minutes watching them miss each other with arrows before.

If I wanted to take a side I would just heal up one guy until the other one died.

If this is in Oblivion, it's because a deer was shot. Sometimes one of them will hunt deer, but since it's passive/allies the other two will kill the shooter.

I hate the way the spells are organized in Oblivion, I love that you can make your own spells but finding which catergory they're in is annoying.

I did a pretty long quest for some guy and His disposition still isn't high enough for me to take stuff from him. My first instinct was to say "You'd think he'd at least let me take his cheese."
What is this game doing it me.

I've done that before.

*being chased by 2 guys*
Me: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
*suddenly one of the guys hits the other with an arrow*
Guy 1: You're gonna regret that!
*two guys start wailing each other*
Me:..........*heals the weker looking one*

It's where I got the idea to make an illusion mage that specializes in making groups of enemies fight each other istead of me.

Man I all the Oblivion Let's Plays I find are super boring.

Like I know it's impossible to do an LP of that game entirely, and that's not what I'm after. I just want to watch an hour or two to get a feel for the game.

But jeez these guys have no voices but monotone or silence punctuated by the occasional "Now to go over here." I've seen a few excellent Skyrim LPs so it's not impossible or anything. No excuse, really.

It's a real pain in the booty to level up Alteration and Illusion.
Illusion is never strong enough to work when it really matters and with my Frea, Ash Spawn combination I never actually need to use Stone flesh. Also I only need healing when it's dire and don't have time to heal myself.
The mage armor perk is sadly not going to be used because I have Morokei which is like, impossibly good.
Also rolling with Arch mage robes+Morokei and will have to work on enchanting to lower the destruction spell costs.

With leveling enchanting I was daisies luck to get a water breathing necklace in my first dungeon, since it dsoesn't need any charges it always sells for a high price and gives some good Enchanting exp.

Yeah, Illusion is borderline useless after the initial levels unless you're able to get proletariats.

Although Silent Casting is all kinds of fun.

Use rage + pacify on every single animal you find in the wild. You can do it all day and your illusion just skyrockets.

Vampire adventures:

Had to cure my vampirism for the face changing chick to be able to work on me. For shits, I decided to return to Fort Dawnguard. Each and every fucker in there STILL wanted to rip my throat out.

The Vampire's reaction?
"Aw shit bitch what'choo doin, better fix that whole 'not a vampire' shit right quick sooooooon!!"

............I think they might have these reactions booty backwards. I thought the Dawnguard were supposed to be the civil bunch.

Why do Atronachs become so fucking worthless later on. The Flame Atronach can't take more than one hit before going down.

Cause they don't level. Just use the strongest one you can use, it's Storm>Ice>Flame.

AshSpawn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The vampires generally aren't afraid of you, as they're vampires. They know you're on their side now anyways.
The Dawnguard, on the other hand, hate you for ever even being a vampire and are led by a guy who is totally vampire-racist, and are by nature the extremists.

the opposite happens if you side with the dawnguard first, because now they know you're on their side, regardless of vampiric status, and if they have to shank you well they might do that later if you're evil