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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:31 am 
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what's hilarious is kyle's voice IS deep, so it's almost jarring to hear him talk for the first time ahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:34 pm 
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The night of my 21st birthday, I went to buy beer from the gas station that's on the corner from the apartment complex, and the lady thought I was one of those 18 year old high school kids insurance companies hire to make sure we get carded. To combat this, she tried giving me this malarchy of me having to "wait until tomorrow to buy alcohol". I went outside to confirm this (I'll give you it was very verbal, and loud) with my parents. Right after they told me it was bull, the guy who was behind me came out and said I was fine. She explained her paranoia and everything was fine.

She doesn't card me anymore...

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:50 am 
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I still need to actually legally get my I.D card though, thats the thig and I cant till aroud the end of this month when I get my birth cirtificate and stuff.

It wa all in my wallet and of course thats gone.
But yeah, Expected that Keiths to taste like moose piss. Was a lot better than I expced. C:


Edit: man Dire how old are you?

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:31 pm 
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Alright, turns out my aunt has both Vodka and orange juice, so I made myself a Screwdriver.

Let's see if this ends up being more palatable than "randomly pouring rum into Snapple"

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:44 pm 
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Mess around with the partitions (?) a bit, lots of people have different preferences. You probably want something around 1/5 vodka.


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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:59 pm 
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Syobon wrote:
Mess around with the partitions (?) a bit, lots of people have different preferences. You probably want something around 1/5 vodka.


I just did what the wikipedia page said.

so I did 1/3 vodka, and it turned out not bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:02 pm 
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I was discussing shots with my mom the other day.

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I don't understand why people do shots. You can't enjoy it that way - you just get drunk way too quickly.


That IS the reason people do shots, Mother.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:06 pm 
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Maybe she'll understand after watching this


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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:16 am 
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Drinking with Sloth for a date night/ sleepover while watching a movie and eating dinner.
Went through a fair amount of whiskey and rum
Oh god, I didn't mean to get this drunk whoooooops.

Edit: This is the closest I will ever get to drunk postan.


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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:43 pm 
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Things I learned at Eden Festival:

Drinking about a litre of 15% strawberry cider and a half litre of two-cheap-wine-slurry will definitely end with you staggering half blind through a field at 3am, having lost track of your friends, and not much memory of what happened 5 seconds ago. You will also definitely have to, at some point, replace the tent that you fell on and ripped and were then unable to sleep in for the rest of the weekend.

That was also the first time I ever had a hangover. Luckily it was at the start of the festival so the portacabins weren't dripping with piss.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:58 am 
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Rum + Orange Juice.

Instructions:
1) Pour however much white rum you feel like into a glass with ice in it.
2) Pour however much orange juice you feel like into the glass.
3) You've now made my recipe for Rum & Orange Juice

In all seriousness, though, I'm quite fond of rum & OJ. I also partake in absinthe from time to time, a drink that I would recommend. It's completely safe, so don't pay no mind to the stigma around it, as that whole scare is based around extremely shitty scientific method. Beware as it does have a strong licorice flavor, so if you're not a huge fan of black licorice, steer clear.

Another drink that I like to make is this recipe from The Drunken Moogle.

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 Post subject: a matter of perspective
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:40 pm 
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i've normally found that instead of making the mix taste better, mixing orange juice just makes orange juice taste worst


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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:02 pm 
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Discovered my limit a couple weeks ago.

It's a metric shitton of hard liquor mixed drinks. I do well to nbring honor to ancestors.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:35 pm 
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I found out my (probable) limit a while back. I had 1/2 shot worth of blue curacao, 1/4 shot worth of apricot brandy, 1 shot of whiskey, 2 shots worth of rum, 2 shots worth of absinthe, and 9 1/2 shots worth of vodka. All without anything in my stomach for the previous 36 hours or so, and all over the span of half an hour. It wasn't enough to make me blackout drunk, (or even what I would consider to be drunk for that matter, since I was still able to think straight, talk coherently, and retain relative control over my motor skills), but it was enough that in the middle of game night with my friends I simply got up, said "Be right back, have to go to the bathroom", and threw up. I then decided to lie down for a little bit and rest. Not because the world was spinning or anything, I just was tired from both a lack of sound sleep the night before and the alcohol. It also gave me a slight pulsating headache, but nothing above the level of 'bothersome'. I didn't have a hangover or anything the next day, though I can't say I'm exactly saddened by the missed opportunity to experience my first hangover.

Normally I have about 2 shots worth of rum and around 6-7 shots worth of vodka in order to get my buzz going (also on an empty stomach and over the course of roughly half an hour), so I went a bit beyond my norm that night. If it wasn't already evident, I am stupidly resistant to alcohol.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:02 pm 
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My mom bought me a 1.75L bottle of Kahlúa for my 22nd birthday. Can't drink it straight, but it tastes great with milk.

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