AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[12:37:52 AM] egoat: i've got a foreskin to save
[12:38:08 AM] Zen: This'd be a great movie

That was taken out of context.

[4.17.13 9:37:25 PM] egoat: i'll do iit
[4.17.13 9:37:30 PM] Mister Tibbles: egoat go and catch them
[4.17.13 9:37:34 PM] Mister Tibbles: save the penis
[4.17.13 9:37:46 PM] egoat: egoat picks up shotgun
[4.17.13 9:37:52 PM] egoat: i've got a foreskin to save
[4.17.13 9:38:08 PM] Zen: This'd be a great movie

[22:50:49] Cafall: "thanks"
[22:51:04] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: you don't like being thanked mate
[22:51:27] Cafall: you wanan get welcomed pal
[22:51:46] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: yeah bro try me

[1:57:22 PM] Computer Devil Malum: Rip watchful entiry
[1:57:26 PM] Computer Devil Malum: Entiry
[1:57:29 PM] Computer Devil Malum: Fiyck
[1:57:31 PM] Computer Devil Malum: WHAT

Placenta Juan: I might go over to her house and help her pack
KDarkness: Cool
KDarkness: More like
Placenta Juan: she's going to some place to do another course of horse message theraoy
Placenta Juan: *therapy
KDarkness: Pack your dick into her vagina
Placenta Juan: yeahhhhhhhhhh
KDarkness: If you know what I mean
Placenta Juan: you mean
Placenta Juan: put clothes into her suitcases
KDarkness: I felt really awkward typing that actually
Placenta Juan: what if like
Placenta Juan: you used dirty things
Placenta Juan: as metaphors for innocent things
KDarkness: Haha
Placenta Juan: "Yeah I'm gonna go over there and pack my dick into her vagina"
Placenta Juan: "Oh awesome that's really nice of you to help her before she's leaving for her trip"

[2:15:04 AM] Luigi is Number 3: Vee, you're drunk.
[2:15:12 AM] Luigi is Number 3: did you make out with Alec?
[2:15:15 AM] bitchpants: noooo
[2:15:20 AM] Luigi is Number 3: *stare*
[2:15:22 AM] bitchpants: i'm a lasban ebay

[2:15:58 AM] hermit gal: you're all drunk
[2:15:59 AM] hermit gal: go home
[2:16:03 AM] bitchpants: i am nome
[2:16:11 AM] hermit gal: you're not a gnome
[2:16:15 AM] bitchpants: yes i am

[10:59:11 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And Tori will talk about Australian things.
[10:59:25 PM] Luigi is Number 3: like Kevin bars or whatever the fuck they're called.
[10:59:31 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And Dongledoys.
[10:59:47 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And Flueglethorpes.
[10:59:58 PM] what's his name: Kevin bars? The hell are those?
[11:00:16 PM] missy mope: tam australia isn’t a dr. seuss book
[11:00:26 PM] Luigi is Number 3: YES IT IS.

[10:54:57 PM] Strange-a-ton: ok apparently there is a new app for the Xbox360 that lets you order Pizza hut from your TV
[10:55:01 PM] Strange-a-ton: the future is now
[10:55:10 PM] Computer Devil Malum: better with connect
[10:55:15 PM] Computer Devil Malum: I MEAN KINECT
[10:55:20 PM] Strange-a-ton: kinect 4
[10:55:20 PM] Computer Devil Malum: order toppings!
[10:55:29 PM] Computer Devil Malum: "Pepperoni"
[10:55:32 PM] egoat: every voice command is interpreted as "order 50 pizzas immediately"
[10:55:34 PM] Computer Devil Malum: "adding mayonnaise"
[10:55:40 PM] Computer Devil Malum: "NO I SAID PEPPERONI"
[10:55:47 PM] Computer Devil Malum: "adding extra mayonnaise..."
[10:56:22 PM] Amazing Honks: "twelve thousand goat anus pizzas being delivered to your hou-DING DONG"
[10:56:40 PM] egoat: t-turbo...
[10:58:03 PM] Amazing Honks: Eat up

[11:45:33 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wanna join my bible black club
[11:50:35 PM] Mister Fancypants: Oh god

[3:36:38 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wanna join my bible black club
[3:38:16 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: back from dinne-
[3:38:19 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: hm

[02:07:21] Yeili: so i decided to google 'how long does it take to beat off'

[9:22:48 PM] Luigi is Number 3: http://i.imgur.com/Y5YYlf0.png

Canada.
[9:23:10 PM] missy mope: omg
[9:23:20 PM] missy mope: tam you didn't even get the yukon
[9:23:20 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Did I get ANY right?
[9:23:23 PM] missy mope: no
[9:23:25 PM] missy mope: not one
[9:23:31 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Oh whoops, forgot yukon.
[9:23:32 PM] missy mope: newfoundland
[9:23:35 PM] missy mope: you got newfoundland
[9:23:39 PM] missy mope: you didn't get quebec
[9:23:41 PM] missy mope: or ontario
[9:23:42 PM] Luigi is Number 3: did I mix up Ontario and Quebec?
[9:23:45 PM] missy mope: yes
[9:23:52 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I knew that was going to happen.
[9:24:02 PM] missy mope: my canada one
http://i.imgur.com/HzIssO4.png
[9:24:05 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Pocahantas is my favorite Canadian Province.
[9:24:13 PM] missy mope: i don't know the capitals of the tiny eastern ones but i think i got the rest right
[9:24:25 PM] what's his name: I like the Shakira one.

[9:25:27 PM] missy mope: tam you
you didn't get the yukon
[9:25:32 PM] missy mope: don't you learn that shit in US history
[9:25:39 PM] missy mope: because it kinda relates to alaska
[9:26:14 PM] what's his name: He did better than I would have
[9:29:34 PM] Luigi is Number 3: We didn't really learn much about Alaska.
[9:29:46 PM] Luigi is Number 3: I learned more about it watch TV than anything.
[9:29:47 PM] missy mope: we learned about the alaskan gold rush
[9:29:56 PM] missy mope: with which the yukon was involved
[9:30:01 PM] Luigi is Number 3: All I knew was that the Russians wanted it.
[9:30:08 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And we... got it somehow?
[9:30:14 PM] missy mope: we bought it off russia
[9:30:23 PM] missy mope: i don't think they wanted it that bad if they sold it to us
[9:30:43 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Oh, I thought we won it in a carnival game or something.
[9:30:52 PM] Luigi is Number 3: like, throw a ring over a hook, win a prize.
[9:31:01 PM] Luigi is Number 3: and we won frozen wasteland.
[9:31:23 PM] Luigi is Number 3: And the Russians were mad because frozen wasteland is like, their favorite thing.

[22:48:50] Zang: i said anal was gross!
[22:49:02] Zang: not!!! gays!!!!