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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:36 pm 
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dick joke

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I'm not a location nor am I holy

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Heresy? Is that some knock off Hershey chocolate?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: surfers are douchebags so i guess it made sense
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bondage, but nothing BDSM

oh thank fucking christ
I honestly don't know what to think about bondage, but BDSM is just... why?
BDSM has many different levels and types. It's not always bondage, it's not always pain-play, it's not always master roleplay. Can't really shoehole it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Can't really shoehole it.


That's what I told her but she insisted.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Also the "B" in BDSM stands for bondage. Maybe "hardcore" would be a better term.
Also is anyone really sure what the "D" stands for? I've heard a few different things for it.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: you know i asked wikipedia
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Discipline or dominance, depending on who you ask.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Dick.
It always stands for dick. Doesn't matter how little it makes sense or how wrong it is.
It is always Dick and it is never wrong

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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I'm willing to go with "dominance" or something similar.

N-not bodaciously, of course. There are quotation marks.

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 Post subject: Re: surfers are douchebags so i guess it made sense
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Can't really shoehole it.

I think you combined shoehorn and pigeonhole into one glorious word.

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I'm willing to go with "dominance" or something similar.

N-not bodaciously, of course. There are quotation marks.


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 Post subject: twenty years later
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Can't really shoehole it.

I think you combined shoehorn and pigeonhole into one glorious word.

I'm going to start saying shoehole in situations where I would say one or the other, and see if anyone even calls me out on it.

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