AWKWARD ZOMBIE

we need a bouncer at the thread to check for ID, it's the only way. All XXX things ever do is attract more teenagers.

but the considered legal age varies from country to country.

If we do this, I can finally whip out the grandma porn. Nothing attracts teens like that.

I got a good one where a studly young paramedic comes to her aid after she fell and broke her hip.

She may have called life alert, but she got a lot more than that.

the sad thing is, this probably exists.

And CN, they should have thought of that before they were born there.

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This is TMI 3.0, right?

we sure do have a knack for following the rules 'round these parts

You're new, you haven't seen the shit that got the first two TMI threads locked.

How DID the previous two threads get locked, anyway?

good times

I think 15 is the legal age here so there'd be some scuffle about permission of entry.

As part of the NDA the proletariats had us sign, we can't discuss that.

All we can say is it's best not to do those things we can't talk about again.

I just realised, since I can't sleep, I've been foruming for 5 hours straight.

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I think we were giving underage people advice on- HMMPPLLLRRRMMPH *is gagged and dragged away into the darkness*


also yes sleep is for the weak it's 5:37 AM here.

Now Im afraid to look at the page that caused this

I believe the offending posts were deleted, but the thread was locked to teach us a lesson, which clearly worked fantastically the first time.

We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.