AWKWARD ZOMBIE

holy fuck i tried this challenge thing
kill Kalameet while fatrolling with a greatbow
it took me 4 or 5 tries but I actually did it
It's insanely difficult, I used 20 estus and like 8 humanity to heal.

the end is just hilarious

That video is the reason I play a particular song every time I use Name of Might in my online DnD compaign. Hell all of his videos are hilarious. Look at the Liberty Prime one. Oh, and Ken Ashcorp made a song about his Legend Never Dies video.

"And my paladin opens his mouth before shouting the sacred name of power: HEYEAYEAYEAYEA!"

since i woke this morning i have

the havel the rock part 2 was hysterical with the lagging dude who beat EVERYONE cause he just lagged that fucking hard


and then there was the one where he went up with the 2 silver cov bastards with great bow and proceded to snipe with them. i would've just quit at that point

God save the Queen.

Anor Londo archers
Oh boy

Artorias is really hard on NG+

Augh, BlightTown
Augh

Oh well, at least I'm back at the good part of the video game (Sen's).

Yeah, Sen's was pretty neat. I actually recorded my Iron Golem kill to see how well I could record the game. It took me three tries to kill him because on my second try, I walked off the edge

Episodes in Anor Londo:
Got invaded for the first time, didn't go very well
Found out that my zweihänder +8 can 2-shot silver knights

Drained the water from New Londo.

I'm at a point here where I have to make a decision.

Do I make my Zweihander lightning?

because on one hand that'd be great and fantastic, because it'd save me some souls on resins and also would never run out
on the other hand i'd lose the scaling but i don't know if the lightning would make up for that, and also i could just keep using resins fire resin isn't that expensive

I'm for sure enchanting the Greatsword to fire, because it's just a heavier Zwei, so maybe I should just do that.

I don't think anything in Dark Souls resists lightning and a lot of things are weak to it.

Well Ornstein resists lightning

he's dead

but clearly things resist it

and i would lose all scaling on the sword

right now it does a solid 320+ damage

with the lightning enchant it'd do the 200ish amount it has standard and i'm not sure how elemental damage factors in just yet

EDIT: fuck

i have to use a ring to fight the four kings

and i can't unequip havel's ring because i depend on it way hard

so i had to unequip the ring of favor and protection


so now i'm forced to wear comparitively shitty armor with oh my god why no poise at all and goddamn it and fuck this boss

Trade the xanthous crown to snuggly the crow to get another RoFaP

i'm gonna

maybe go in there with super-light armor, RoFaP, Zwei and Quelaag, that might be a better idea

I'm just gonna turn off online play.
I couldn't go to the shrine to refill my flask, and then I got phantom-swarmed.