TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Winchester · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:25 pm

embarrassing nuclear farts

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:04 pm

Same, but luckily nobody is around.

Cynical Slob · **Joined:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:55 pm **Posts:** 597

guys my bed still smells like sweat, vomit and alcohol

how do I remove it? I've washed the sheets some fifty times

Dire · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:27 am

Did you use napisan? maybe soak it.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:18 pm

Abstinence.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:30 pm

YES

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

Doormaster · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:56 pm

GUESS WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS

THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN CHINMASTER BLEEDS THROUGH HIS NOSE MORE OR LESS CONTINUOUSLY

Vax · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:14 pm

Doormaster · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:15 pm

i'll bleed only for you bby

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:12 pm

Man I've been farting up a storm this past week, they're healthy-smelling too

Must be all the brussels sprouts

Riku · **Posted:** Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:01 am

Cynical Slob wrote:

guys my bed still smells like sweat, vomit and alcohol

how do I remove it? I've washed the sheets some fifty times

Then it's probably in your mattress. at that point, I would ask if it's the entire bed, or just one part of it?

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:02 am

when you jizz so hard you feel like you should probably check and see if there is anything stuck to the ceiling

TerraChimaera · **Posted:** Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:02 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

when you jizz so hard you feel like you should probably check and see if there is anything stuck to the ceiling

Ooh ~♪

I don't usually jizz too hard... am I doing something wrong?

keegster2 · **Posted:** Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:18 am

What's making you guys jizz anyway?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE