TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:46 pm

yesterday my vagina smelled like bacon

???????

??????????????????

keegster2 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:49 pm

Have you been putting bacon in there lately? Or have you been having sex with men who's dicks smell like bacon?

TheStranger · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:52 pm

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:54 pm

have you recently been frying your vagina, for use on sandwiches or as a side with pancakes

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Part of this balanced breakfast.

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:02 pm

banned

the lot of you

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:03 pm

I could go for some bacon right about now, actually.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:29 pm

I'm on my period and this house has no chocolate

What kind of sick cruel world is this

keegster2 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:32 pm

Snivy Breast Lady wrote:

I could go for some bacon right about now, actually.

I prefer CHOCOLATE COVERED bacon, myself.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:08 pm

keegster2 wrote:

Snivy Breast Lady wrote:

I could go for some bacon right about now, actually.

I prefer CHOCOLATE COVERED bacon, myself.

I don't think loli would allow that.

keegster2 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:17 pm

We mean actual bacon, not Lolita's vagina bacon.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:14 am

I'm crying.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:41 am

I'm still trying to figure out how the roller coaster relates to poop or vaginas.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:46 am

ahahah oh my god I didn't even realize I was reading it in the TMI thread until just now.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:04 am

Oh what the hell, man. I know I clicked the text screencap thread.

I mean, APRIL FOOLS.

I need to drink the shame away.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE