AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didn't draw it some guy on tumblr did

This was fucking hilarious. I should try it out. What was the item they kept dropping that made the weird noise though?

They're items from the Artorias of the Abyss downloadable content.
http://darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/Carvings

Finally started playing again. I just finished Blighttown. Quelaag was a peach. She barely even touched me.

I just started over again because I didn't like how things were going and hadn't played in a while anyway.
Got up to the Bell Gargoyles pretty quickly, but I still need to fight them. Going a lot faster so far though.

What is min/max mean and how can it help me be a daddy.

I attacked the Ceaseless Discharge and got killed to death.

I really should pick this up again now that last week's sale gave the player base a boost (max amount of concurrent players 2000 > 3600). It's gonna wane down again so gotta make use of the opportunity.

I wonder how big the active player base is on consoles.

i love it when people do that madican

ive seen a couple good ones in the hunters forest with the guy replacing shiva (i think that was his name i cant remember)

Man, you weren't kidding when you said Pinwheel was easy. Went down like a bitch.

I also just realized that DSFix isn't the only mod this game has. Higher resolution flora, woo!

Anyone know a good substitute for the Bandit's Dagger (for the bleed effect) that I can get early game sense the drop chance is unpossible.

Uchigatana?

Edit: If you have the master key you can suicide run blight town for the Iato, I think that has a bleed effect too.

Well I just need it to deal with the Infested Giants and other high-health enemies every now and then so I can just pick up the Lato when I go there I guess.

Well the Uchi s the easiest to get since you just kill the undead merchant in the undead burg.

Yeah, I saw that.
Doesn't seem right. And also I kinda like to have the firebombs around if I need them.