AWKWARD ZOMBIE

> "bodaciously the best JRPGs"

>Not TWEWY

>What.

I have so much to learn.

One day you'll be as good as me, son.

... Oh.

Shit son, I was wrong. Totally missed the ball there.

Sorry about that. :/

I bodaciously just realised there's a door you have to reveal with the Dark-Light Device in Mission B-1

I'm such a stupid

With the flashlight?

The blacklight I MEAN DARK-LIGHT BEAM
KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW WHAT BLACKLIGHTS ARE

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that A DARKLIGHT IS A THING IN A VIDEOGAME I HAVE NEVER PLAYED.

Again, only played the first one.

Nah, I think they're talking about how it's silly that the game just doesn't call it a blacklight.

Blacklights reveal things that are photo-fluorescent, making them shine brighter than the things that aren't photo-fluorescent around them, and are often used (along with infrared) to try to detect ghosts and stuff (at the very least, even if ghosts don't exist, they're a part of the "canon" of ghost hunting stories).

So it seems odd that they'd purposefully avoid saying blacklight and make a rainbow blacklight called a "dark-light" to do the same real function.

Kamak. I can explain this in two words.

Nintendo Logic.

E. Gadd's laugh is the best thing ever oh my god

POLTERPUPS









POLTERPUPS YES

HOO, HOO, HOO
CHA-CHACHA-CHACHACHA

And yes, I was talking about how ridiculous it was to call a blacklight a "Dark-Light".
...actually, why aren't blacklights called dark-lights? It actually sounds pretty cool.

Because darklight is an oxymoron, and blacklight gives the impression of an anti-light made to expose things light couldn't. Like a photonegative.

Silly kamak. When will you learn:
Games =/= logic
Games = Potato



Why did I even post this

Just because.