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Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:06 pm

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[4:00:01 PM] Knockers: Hey Exeres
[4:00:10 PM] Rake Sex Press: Hey Buttface

I AM A MATURE ADULT.

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:07 am

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[11:57 AM] Joh Terraem: <<< I like to skip the dating step>>>
[12:00:36 PM] MC: But Joh, if you do that youll have lots of cheddar leftover!
[12:01:14 PM] MC: Unless we are talking about escorts
[12:01:22 PM] Joh Terraem: it seems we understand each other

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:14 pm

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[9:02:14 PM] MC: Emily will be home in a bit from work
[9:02:18 PM] MC: and things will happen but
[9:02:25 PM] MC: if you need to talk about anything
[9:02:32 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: oh my god go have sex you'll be fine
[9:02:33 PM] MC: Im turning my phone back on at the crack of dawn
[9:02:38 PM] MC: Im not saying sex!
[9:02:41 PM] MC: It might be Walking Dead!
[9:02:53 PM] MC: Or she might watch me build a kit!
[9:03:08 PM] MC: Or it might be one of those..."special nights"
[9:03:14 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: special nights
[9:03:21 PM] MC: Where she wants to watch
[9:03:26 PM] MC: ...
[9:03:27 PM] MC: well
[9:03:28 PM] MC: you know
[9:03:30 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: porn
[9:03:32 PM] MC: Gundam
[9:03:40 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i
[9:04:19 PM] MC: Gundam
[9:04:21 PM] MC: SEED
[9:05:24 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i just
[9:05:30 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: get out

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:53 am

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[11:09:34 PM] Caleb: I've been playing New Vegas. :OOO
[11:10:47 PM] Caleb: I ACCIDENTLY
[11:10:56 PM] Caleb: KILLED EVERYONE IN A CASINO;;;;;
[11:11:05 PM] Carson Hess: talk shit get hit
[11:11:11 PM] Carson Hess: they deserved it
[11:11:42 PM] Carson Hess: but seriously how small was that casino
[11:11:49 PM] Carson Hess: or how big was your "accident"
[11:12:11 PM] Caleb: I stepped on a can
[11:12:33 PM] Caleb: and due to the physics engine
[11:12:39 PM] Caleb: the NPC took it as an attack
[11:12:53 PM] Caleb: so i accidentally killed them all with grenades
[11:12:55 PM] Caleb: and dynamite
[11:13:01 PM] Carson Hess: "whoops"
[11:13:04 PM] Caleb: and guns
[11:13:04 PM] Catbread: “oops”
[11:13:06 PM] Caleb: But it's okay
[11:13:08 PM] Caleb: because
[11:13:13 PM] Caleb: it's my evil run
[11:13:34 PM] Carson Hess: i feel like you could have
[11:13:36 PM] Carson Hess: you know
[11:13:38 PM] Carson Hess: left the casino
[11:13:42 PM] Caleb: no

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:38 pm

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[7:17:58 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Jess is shipping in her dreams.
[7:18:30 PM] smilebutt: That was more like fetishizing homosexuality than shipping

The irony.

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[7:51:17 PM] Luigi is Number 3: obviously we need to divide fetishes into wank and spank material.

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[8:29:55 PM] missy mope: ugh so i just did a game show thing my school did
teams of three, from each dorm, basically the Chain Reaction game show, right?
[8:31:18 PM] missy mope: we got 5th place out of seven halls
because
i got everything right on my turns, but there was one girl on my team who... she's sweet, but a total airhead, and she got it wrong every time when it came to her. like when she had to guess "wire ta_" she guessed "wire talking" (it was wire tap.)
[8:32:04 PM] missy mope: i don't have anything against her, it was just
frustrating
[8:32:04 PM] smilebutt: wow, even i'm not that bad
[8:32:21 PM] missy mope: like... how did she get nominated for a team for a word-based game?
[8:48:58 PM] smilebutt: homestuck

Note the time stamps

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:19 pm

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[12:15:00 AM] Catbread: Exeres I think you
[12:15:02 AM] Catbread: are dronk
[12:15:04 AM] Catbread: as the dickens
[12:15:20 AM] Rake Sex Press: That is ALOT OF VRUCNK

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:44 pm

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BeatBoxingBoo: that's all that's it that's all good night everyone jay lenno

Cori · **Posted:** Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:35 pm

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[7:29:58 PM] Cori: but I don't really want to go through all the medical rigamarole
[7:30:04 PM] Malum: that's why i drink pure bacon grease

hotb · **Posted:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:46 am

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[14:38:41] Cygnus: ok make that 10 breasts and about an infinite amount of penises
[14:38:53] The Great Handsome Oppressor: snrk
[14:38:55] Cygnus: i didn't bother to count so let's assume infinity
[14:39:01] The Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm hungry now
[14:39:02] The Great Handsome Oppressor: brb

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:57 pm

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[8:49:47 PM] missy mope: guys crossword help
[8:49:55 PM] missy mope: "disconnected" o _ _ l i n e
[8:50:00 PM] missy mope: i almost know this one
[8:50:10 PM] hermit gal: /stare
[8:50:17 PM] missy mope: what i'm having a brain fart
[8:50:21 PM] hermit gal: /stare
[8:50:29 PM] missy mope: I SHOULD KNOW THIS I KNOW
[8:50:31 PM] missy mope: just tell me
[8:50:34 PM] hermit gal: nah
[8:50:45 PM] smilebutt: ... amanda
[8:50:53 PM] hermit gal: stare at her with me
[8:50:54 PM] missy mope: brain fart i told you
[8:50:57 PM] smilebutt: offline
[8:51:00 PM] missy mope: FUCK
[8:51:11 PM] hermit gal: i'm laughnig so hard

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[8:52:19 PM] missy mope: i will punch you in your tiny dick

Exeres · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:55 pm

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[10:49:24 PM] Rake Sex Press: Sandwich stop crying about children leaving you we are talking about pool noodle tentacle dick battles in here

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:18 pm

Tried to cheer someone up by being an idiot on cough medicine.

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[11:02:33 PM] Luigi is Number 3: [10:24 PM] hermit gal:

<<< mich needs ~*~love~*~Give her the power packed taste of Someone's D.
[11:02:39 PM] Luigi is Number 3: UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN.
[11:03:10 PM] enigma lad: ...
[11:03:15 PM] bitchpants: i
[11:03:39 PM] cheerleader: no
[11:03:42 PM] smilebutt: /stare
[11:03:53 PM] bitchpants: i'm just
[11:03:55 PM] bitchpants: laughing
[11:03:57 PM] bitchpants: like an idiot
[11:03:58 PM] bitchpants: god

SUCCESS.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:57 pm

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[8:47:44 PM] Zang: no i just kinda dislike brs
[8:48:02 PM] Zang: also why do they do that
[8:48:04 PM] Zang: in games
[8:48:15 PM] Zang: fuckers go around everywhere "BR?" "BR?"
[8:48:24 PM] Zang: why like what the fuck is the point in that question
[8:48:41 PM] Hot, b ambitious: are you brazillian
[8:48:42 PM] Hot, b ambitious: yes
[8:48:46 PM] Zang: it's an NA server you twat what do you think
[8:48:48 PM] Hot, b ambitious: let us converse in brazillian
[8:48:58 PM] Zang: there are eu servers why are you here
[8:49:12 PM] Hot, b ambitious: are you joking or
[8:49:29 PM] Zang: kinda but kinda not
[8:49:46 PM] Malum: i'm dying
[8:49:47 PM] Malum: zang
[8:49:49 PM] Malum: my sides
[8:50:13 PM] Syobon: zang
[8:50:18 PM] Zang: wait brazil is south of mexic isnt it
[8:50:23 PM] Zang: fuck

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:01 pm

Brazilian isn't a language, Brazilians speak Portuguese.

Shoolis · **Posted:** Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:06 pm

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[10:57:35 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: so my friend just sent me this message
[10:57:36 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: [10:57 PM] Kris Curran:

<<< my friend linked me to a bad hentai that could have been in that tumblr contest for weirdest lube in a fanfic
[10:57:37 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: i don't
[10:57:39 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: wh
[10:57:39 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: what
[10:57:55 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: [10:57 PM] Kris Curran:

<<< they used fucking tabasco sauce wasabi and mustard mixed together
i
what

[10:57:57 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: ??????????????????????????
[10:58:40 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): now that's what I call putting some spice back into the relationship
[10:58:41 PM] Heavenly Mistress Stranaton: classic loli friends
[10:59:03 PM] Sun Ray Goddess Lolita: shoolis i swear to fucking god

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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