AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bread ends are for birds or croutons really.

EDIT: I thought I was looking at unimportant topics there.

what kinds of soups do you like to be dunked in

or are you more of a spaghetti sauce kind of person

Sorry I've been neglecting this for the last like week-ish. Some stuff has been happening offline (my mother was let go from her job, I've had school, etc.) but I hope to start keeping up with it again if people are still interested!
Now for answers.


Enough.


Yes!
(The short version is, small-medium dog sized I guess? The long version is "variably sized shapeshfting bread creature with nebulously defined properties I keep drawing differently, oops.")


Pretty good! He's a riot at family reunions.

Maybe it's because they're often the first parts to get stale, and proportionally have more of the hard/dry/non-sweet crust as compared to the center of the bread. Hard to say!


I... don't really like getting wet very much. But I do enjoy eating soup sometimes?


(dire-senpai noooo)

(sdhfjklasdh oh right I was gonna say uh
if people care/are interested I might start doing short... story panel type things? I was going to do one semirelated to that exchange but then I didn't for some reason.

UH)

No! And also no although I think maybe that's a song lyric or something from a poem and I just don't recognize it? I do not have blood mostly.

Do you taste good with butter?

Dire you're the best and also coolest for life

just re-establishing a known fact

I'm gonna be over here sobbing like a loser at how cute you draw catbread

So I have a cat that comes to my house a lot. Actually, four of them. What do I do about them?
One is actually my cat, who was scared off by our dogs.
Another is basically my cat. She apparently belonged to someone else but was scared off by a bigger cat.
Another isn't really a problem because it bolts off at the slightest sound.
And the newest one is a super-friendly cat that the second one doesn't seem to like, though she's never done more than hiss at it a little, and the new cat doesn't really do anything in response. It's hard to get rid of to the point where it managed to actually get inside the house without anyone, even the dogs, noticing.
You're a cat, what do I do with all these kitties?!

Are you friends with Catbug?

Your thread wanted me to ask you, "Will I die, Wry?"

Butter is good and bread is good. I wouldn't bite too deep, though. For my sake, anyway.


Love them all, I hope. But if you want real advice assuming it's still relevant, I would see about adjusting the first cat to the dogs or vice versa through behavioral adjustment-- the second cat ditto to the fourth, and for the third, coax it into trusting you by showing it it has nothing to fear over time.
But mostly just love them all. Cats are great. (If I do say so myself.)


We trade favorite foods sometimes.

NOT ANYMORE.
(The AMA is open again since my classes are winding down. Sorry it was neglected so long!)

GLORY AND POWER TO THE MIGHTY CATBREAD!
ahem

What is your opinion on fashionable headgear being used as currency? Oh, and some guns, or something, I guess.

Can we go to the club together? I know a place that lets catbreads in.