AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's too dangerous! For a generic reason hardly relative to your action.


*Goes to play Dangeresque 3*

Thats to dangeresque! You might HAVE TO JUUUMP!

*Goes to buy a new Steam game.*

Holy Crap, The Cheat! A page Get!

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS. A dog might tackle you into an electric fence.

*watches idiots not know how to discipline their dogs(It's me or the Dog)*

THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!! THE IDIOT COULD BITE YOU... er the dog...

*play Warhammer with friends*

That's too dangerous! You could slip on the tile and hurt yourself!

*Goes to draw pictures*

Thats too dangerous!
You could be using a pencil that actually has lead in it, and accidentally poke yourself.




*Goes to put on my flatcap*

That's too dangerous! it could have lice.

*plays Kingdom Hearts*

That's too dangerous! Uhh...the fact that the Disney characters' mouths move funny could meake your eyes bleed...or something.

I've got nothin' sorry. *Goes to take a shower (did I use this one already?)*

That's too dangerous! you could fall down the drain!



*goes to play call of duty 4*

That's too dangerous! You could accidentally turn on the speakers and get blasted by retardedry!


*goes to eat a llama*

That's too dangerous! The llama could eat YOOOUUUUU!

*Goes to ride a horse*

That's too dangerous! It could be the one-liner cracking Donkey from SHREK!

*watching TV*

That's too dangerous! The tv could be a decepticon!


*goes to play trading card game*

That's too dangerous!

You could get a paper cut IN YOUR JUGULAR



*goes to role play..*

That's too dangerous! You could be fighting against a Slaking!


*continues to be a PokeNerd*