AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Anyways, this forum game is called "The Never-Ending Cheat Code". The point is that I start out with something like, "In order to obtain Godmode in Halo 2, you must first..." then you guys add to it. Sounds confusing? Here's an example...



And it goes on and on.

There are only four rules;

It must be grammatically correct! For example, if I DID put down "In order to obtain Godmode in Halo 2, you must first..." you can't put down "Chuck Norris" for an answer. The grammatically correct answer would be "...go find Chuck Norris."

Don't end the cheat! This is why the game's called "Never Ending Cheat Code"! Don't end it! So this example would not be "...go find Chuck Norris.", it would be "...go find Chuck Norris. Once you find him you must then..." or anything that signifies continuation. You can put an answer that has three periods at the end. It signifies continuation.

No killing/flaming people! I will not except an answer like "...you must then kill Sonic the Hedgehog/any member of the AZ forum...". This will piss me off and I will probably get a mod to delete the thread. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SONIC HATERS! If you hate him so much, just don't mention him AT ALL! It isn't that f-ing hard!

You ARE allowed to kill...

Trolls
Nazis
Terrorists
Anything related

Nothing sexual! No. Just no. No sexual content. No.

Now then, one more thing. Be as creative/silly/sane as you want the answer to be, just follow the four rules please! Let's get it started!


In order to unlock a flamethrower in Resident Evil 4, you must first bake over 9000 cookies, and then...

...have sex.

...then cry about it

WHAT DID I JUST SAY, Defenestrator2.0?! No sexual content, no ending the cheat!

...Press A, A, B, B, X on your xbox then.

...And then press the "START" button...

EDIT: Finally, someone gets it. Thank you, Username!

...have sex...

How could you, Dark?! You're a mod! D:


...you want this thread deleted, don't you...?

...in order to have sex...

...to drive into a schoolyard...

...and have consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position with the woman that you happily married...

....only to find she is a robot communist and you are forced to leave the country by riding an international flight to Europe, only to jump out over the eastern seaboard, grow a beard, shave it off, change your name and adopt a life of selling practical joke toys and small animals....

...and child prostitutes...

... Now stand in front of a mirror and say 'Biggie Smalls' three times...

...and bounce up and down for ten minutes...