AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hmmm it kinda smells weird down there today

I thought i cleaned it pretty thoroughly, guess not? Or maybe it's just part of my cycle? idk.

Edit: I'm sure this is what you wanna see at the very top of the page, isn't it?

I got my period finally. Better late than never. Wait...

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

Must suck to be a girl on her period when we're going out into the woods for a week to live in the snow.

So instead of "don't eat the yellow snow"...

Cherry flavored slushies for everybody!

I'm nauseous and horny at the same time, thanks body

ヽ（´ー｀）┌

Did you bend over to check this fact?

so i masturbated twice with like a 20 second interval

man my vagina is sore

^ I feel like an irregularity when people say things like that because I can do it multiple times in a row with no ill-effects other than getting really loud because of sensitivity... My ex used to get really annoyed because he couldn't keep up, which was a bit... hmm.


Also, sent home because I apparently "smell like a stomachache" and I was retching a lot when one of the children on placement threw up. On their own I don't think either of these woulda gotten me sent home, but together they worried the staff too much so I got booted back on the bus. Least it's only 20 minutes down the road so I'm back in relatively quickly. >>

this sounds like the worst pain a human being can ever undergo

soredick is one thing, that's like just when it gets hard and all you gotta do is wait it out

sorevag sounds like a whole other level

It's not really uncommon, and there's nothing wrong with that. Men are different from women - unless they're using stimulation pills, they usually can't go more than once without needing a small break. Some women are that way, too (hypersensitivity after orgasming). It depends, but most guys I know like it when women can go more than once. I'm surprised your ex would get frustrated just because you could keep going - it's not something guys should be ashamed about. Even disregarding gender, everyone's different.

it's the like the reverse of the stereotypical girl complaint: he just doesn't last long enough! haha

but yeah no if nothing feel proud of yourself that you can go multiple times! i think it's pretty ballin. so does kyle because then he can be all proud of himself he made me come like 10 times :P

Iceland seeks to ban "hardcore" pornography

Val you gotta stand up against this shit