AWKWARD ZOMBIE

SONICHU, THE COMIC OF THE CENTURY

LET'S DELVE DEEPER INTO THIS MYSTERY THAT IS THE SONICHU



Apparently, the creator wants Sonichu to have his VERY OWN merchandise and videogames

I want to email nintendo of America so that this guy can talk to them "legally"

which brings me to the conclusion that they already have a restraining order on him.

ONWARD



sonic is apparently pondering about the destruction of a city.

Not doing anything about it, just thinking about it.

MEANWHILE A PIKACHU TAKES NOTE OF CITY'S DESTRUCTION

BECAUSE PIKACHU AND SONIC SHARE THE SAME UNIVERSE, OF COURSE.

This is sonichu's story, and nothing less

am excite? bet you are

TABLE OF CONTENTS

The origin of faggotry
The origin of a thousand mary sues
The Lovehogs: origin of many disgusting sex scenes
Naithsir... Redhead dude's BATTLE AT THE MALL
A bunch of completely random events involving Chris and a badguy with a pitchfork
BLACHU IS BORN
OPERATION STEAL THE GIRL part 1
In which Sonichu walks into an obvious trap
Chris proves he doesn't know anything about Cherokees
MORE WHITE CHEROKEES
Chris gets the SHIT beat out of him! =D
How the Rainbow-Chus were made
THE CHASE IS ON

Was this drawn by a ten year old.

If by that do you mean its ten years old then yes.

Good read on the subject:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Sonichu

Were you expecting different?

Oh good lord why

WRONGO



drawn by THIS GUY

That picture


What is going on in that picture

ORIGINALITY

He's like a douchebag Stephen Hawking.

Thats mean. The autistic are people too.

Not be a party pooper, but I kinda think this should go in General Asymmetry. U:

ON TO PAGE TWO

from what I can make out of it, sonic goes supersonic, the pikachu ZAPS Chaos



woa what the fuck

okay,from what my TRAINED PROFESSIONAL EYES can tell, chaos eats the electrical ball of whatever and sonic runs into him

MEANWHILE A GIRL RAICHU GETS HIT BY A RAINBOW

because rainbows just HIT PEOPLE

IT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO CALIFORNIA

and she....

TRANSFOOOOOOORMS



the former raichu is now a MARYSUE ROSE

The girl that was once the owner of the raichu is so surprised her head shrinks and she develops a fetish for ORIGINAL SONICHU CHARACTERS.

RAICHU is now ROSECHU



The yellow deformed upstanding member of society awakes to find that Chaos is now REALLY BORED. so bored, in fact, he starts to flop his hands around in front of him in jolly ol' fun.

our upstanding member of society hero, in his delusional state, utters "the battle is on?", which...I can't think of something smartass enough to say to that.

he then goes into a depression-crazed run and jumps off of a broken highway in attempt to end it all

MISSION FAILED

moving on



this is the next page

apparently lightning strikes the monster, and he yelled "Thunder" and believed he made it lightning.dumbass.



sonic and the deformed upstanding member of society fly past each other in mid air

the crowd is all like "go sonic!!1!1!!1one!"

the upstanding member of society states the obvious and says that NOW. WITH NEW INSPIRATION HE IS NOW SONICHU.

HE WAS INSPIRED BEFORE BUT HE HAS A NEW INSPIRATION NOW.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE ZAPPIN' ADVENTURES OOOOOOOOOF-

SONICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Such glorious writing.

Normally it's not that good just to repeat the action going on


But since I can't fucking tell what's happening, it works.

Stop posting this, for the love of god.