AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No, but it is a good backstory.
EDIT: Also, further reason to hate Chris and love the pickle, he made fun of the millions of people who lost there lives in the destruction of the twin towers just because someone said his comic sucked.

Millions?

^

A Million is almost NYC's entire population.

10,000 At most. And that's pushing it.

Nah bro, It was only like, almost 4 thousand people that died.
But shit its still alot.

New York has a population of over eight million. The number of people who died in the World Trade Center is around two thousand.

Thank you for doing the work I was to lazy to do.

I love how this went from an Autistic 'Artist' to 9/11

Its what we do.

Truly a despicable man.

Sorry for exaggerating. I was being stupid.
ALSO I AM CURRENTLY IN AN IRC CHAT WITH CLYDE CLASH HIMSELF OMG

What is this and why is it still here?

(not trying to be rude but i thought this was mostly for Katies comics or something.. Also its errmm... doesn't make sense)

You.

What.

This is creepy. You are a creepy person. And I know from creepy people.

You thought I was done.

silly you.

APPARENTLY

the TITLE of this masterpiece is "Sonichu"

ALMOST AS IF SOMEONE TOOK THE WORDS "SONIC" AND "PIKACHU" and just CRAMMED them into each other.

HMM.

the town is call...Cwcville? How the fuck do you pronounce that.

VOWELS, daisies YOU, WE NEED VOWELS.

for now i'll just say it like "sswssvil".

Dear God, my inner writer.

he is in so much pain.

BUT YOU ALL KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE, DON'T YOU.



/wrists

Okay okay. Her hobbies....how the hell is frolicking in fields a hobby?
I mean, there are chiggers and ticks and shit in fields. Why the fuck would you do that WHAT EVEN.

Okay okay, so Giovanni had a son? with who? WHO GIVES A FUCK.

and that name..."Naitsirhc"? I'm pretty sure I could make a better name by rolling my dick on the keyboard a couple times.

Black Sonichu- he's like Sonichu except black. and from a lab. ALMOST LIKE SHADOW BUT NOP ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER.

You racist fuck.



FUCK THERE'S MORE OF THEM.

I'm not sure rather to cry or laugh.

Ya know, I'm not gonna even fucking bother with something witty here. Let's just pray we never see any of these abominations aga



OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

How the hell are they "the originals"? God, I thought DA was bad but this just tops it all, doesn't it?

Flame is a bird that protects the sunstone on the MYSTERIOUS rainbow island.

Kinda like the master emerald and angel island only ORIGINAL.

I can taste the fruit loops already.


HE'S SINGLE.

LLLLAAAAAAADIES?

These names, Just a little implication of who the author does and doesn't like in his life? maybe?who cares? Let's dig deeper into this subliminal mindfuck, yuma nikki style.



It seems our deformed hero has been busy eating apples.

and

nuts.

AND WHAT IS THIS? A TALE OF STAR CROSSED LOVERS UNIFICATION? STAY TUNED FOR MORE ACTION, ADVENTURE, AND ROMANCE, AND AS SONICHU ALWAYS SAYS-

LET'S ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

Oh gosh. This is horrible.