
I recommend this book to anyone, whether you are aware of Karl or not. Featuring such quotes as:
Pilkington, Karl; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant (2010-09-03). An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington (Kindle Locations 131-132). Canongate Books. Kindle Edition. wrote:
My mam told me not to tell many people about not being christened, as she said I would be a prime target for witches. To this day I don’t know what she meant by that.
Pilkington, Karl; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant (2010-09-03). An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington (Kindle Locations 1098-1100). Canongate Books. Kindle Edition. wrote:
I noticed a sign stating that toilet paper should be put in the bin and NOT DOWN THE TOILET. I think we should do this at home. We would get fewer criminals nicking people’s identities if they had to rummage through bin bags full of used toilet tissue.
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Pilkington, Karl; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant (2010-09-03). An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington (Kindle Locations 916-917). Canongate Books. Kindle Edition. wrote:
I think the man he was sat with felt left out and wanted some attention. I say this ’cos he suddenly got up and wrapped his knob and bollocks around his walking stick and then jumped up and down.