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Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:13 am

You can't knock down what's already at the bottom.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:35 pm

>Implying he has no unreasonable ego that blinds him to reality.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:39 am

Oh no I'm aware of that; it's because his ego is so idiotically blinding that he is unable to be knocked down. The bottom may be high, but he is still at the bottom.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Sol, that image is burning my eyes.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Welcome to CWCipedia Mailbag 101!

The Mailbag was a simple enough concept. The fans would send their fanmail to the CWCipedia gmail account, which was owned by trolls. The trolls would then pick out the emails most likely to either boost Chris's ego or drive him insane, depending on how close he was to abandoning the CWCipedia due to Mailbag/Adspace/update related stress.

Chris ultimately ended up with five or six extra mailbags for holding the letters he either didn't want to answer. Near the end he started deleting such letters outright.

In Mailbag 1, however, he was only using the original Rejected Mailbag. Chris rejected a link to an unfinished CYOA staring himself, a letter from a gay black atheist fan who felt that his views were underrepresented, and three variations on "HI CHRIS BOY THAT IAN GUY SURE IS GAY HUH?".

The only important thing that came out of Mailbag 1 (aside from Chris spoilerbombing his own story) was this:

A Fan wrote:

1. Are any of the Sonichus and Rosechus autistic, or have Asperger's syndrome? Some of them seem like they do sometimes. I'm sorry if I can't give examples off the top of my head.

Chris wrote:

NONE of the Sonichus or Rosechus are autistic or have the "aspergers" (which is NOTHING LIKE ATUSIM; look them up on Wikipedia and compare).

And then in Mailbag 2:

Dr. Michael Parker wrote:

Hello, My name is Dr. Michael Parker. I am a pediatrician oncologist, so I work with a lot of children with cancer. The children love to read your comics (after I screen them for "Honest content" first, of course). I really wish you would update more so that the children would be able to have their days brightened that much more often.

Also, I am not sure you understand what Asperger's is. You mention that it is not similar to Autism, but this is incorrect. Asperger's is actually a form of Autism. I work with many children with both disorders, and I can assure you that they are very similar.

Chris wrote:

Well, I respect you having your own opinion, but I disagree still. I feel the "similarity" issue really grinds my gears, and I close my mind on the topic. Thank you for your support.

By Mailbag 3 he was rejecting letters that kept trying to press the issue.

This had a completely predictable outcome. It also led to the next saga, which is my personal favorite just because of how much it fucked with Chris's perception of reality.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Honestly I wonder how Chris would be if the Internet had not made him its personal chew toy.

Yes he'd still be an idiot, still do stupid things, and all that crap, but I think there'd be less of it and on a more minor scale. The ones riling him up and inciting him to do the grandiose idiocy is the Internet itself, and then they make fun of him for it and the cycle repeats.

Just leave him alone already.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:50 pm

What, and let him unleash his anger on the real world?

tinning3 · **Joined:** Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:46 am **Posts:** 197

The only real reason I would want Chris to be left alone is for the people around him. His father seemed like a pretty nice guy just exhasperated by his antics.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Malum wrote:

What, and let him unleash his anger on the real world?

"Mommy, why is that old lady screaming about trolls and punching parking meters?"

Kupti Tranamo · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:59 pm

So Vivian got rid of her youtube account. A few of the audio books survived, but I have only been able to find 1-5. Is this only temporary?

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

No idea.

I heard that someone had them all saved but I don't think they've uploaded it anywhere.

tinning3 · **Joined:** Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:46 am **Posts:** 197

Bexton wrote:

Shit has hit the fan, guys.

The Sonichu audiobooks are gone, Vivian deleted her youtube account appreantly.

Disregard that, CWClibrary has backups.

Page 331 of this thread.

No idea what cwclibrary is, though

Kupti Tranamo · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:11 pm

tinning3 wrote:

No idea what cwclibrary is, though

The cwclibrary is a Youtube account that has a lots of videos about Chris. The more you know!

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

So, on November 23rd 2009, Chris saw the advertisements:

Captain's Blog wrote:

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the Mexico Contest and the (UGH!!!!) gay-rights ads, will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

Chris wrote:

I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with Vivian's Audiobooks, BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.

Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.

And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.

Thank you.

WikiSysop wrote:

I'm afraid it's out of my control, the other claimant has sold the ad space on CWCipedia to an individual named Mr. Jack Thaddeus who can be contacted at jackthethadius@yahoo.com. I hope you can reach an agreement with them soon.

The TLDR is that since Jack Thaddeus "donated a thousand euros", he got to dictate what kind of ads went on the CWCipedia. There was nothing Chris or the Sysop could do about it, unless someone else with EU citizenship donated an equal sum of cheddar. Two days later Chris "authorized" Vivian's audiobooks, and the tone of his correspondence with her shifted from "I'M WORKIN' ON IT" to "Hello my good friend, aren't we so friendly? France is such a nice country HINT HINT do you know any clean sponsors HINT HINT". Vivian was apparently French, so the reason Chris did this was obvious even though he never explicitly asked for her cheddar.

Then, shortly after he finished Sonichu 9:

Captain's Blog: Stardates December 6-7 wrote:

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, homosexual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as Jack Thaddius. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at jackthethadius@yahoo.com. As I work hard for my work, I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

(...)

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD daisies F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at jackthethadius@yahoo.com. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like Optimus Prime, as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to Donate, not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

Nobody ever donated.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Am I wrong or he used Optimus Prime as a role model?
Please tell me that I'm wrong.

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