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FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:35 pm

Chillax guys, it's not like there's going to be any Chris-spawn to worry about. If he only gets lucky with a hooker [assuming he did] , kids are not going to happen.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

FireflyYoshi wrote:

Chillax guys, it's not like there's going to be any Chris-spawn to worry about. If he only gets lucky with a hooker [assuming he did] , kids are not going to happen.

You don't "get lucky" with hookers. This just proves that hookers will have sex with anyone for the right amount of cheddar. Anyone.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Good point.

I was just trying to not type out what happened. It's still pretty disturbing, even when there will still be no offspring. I don't exactly want to think about the ...act.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

I don't, either, but I'm curious of how it'd actually work. For example, how would he even get it inside without breaking it?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Gryewolf wrote:

What an idiot.
Everybody knows that if you stay a virgin until you're 30 you become a wizard.
He could have honed his magical powers and shit.

I will be the most powerful wizard.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:53 pm

Every year after 30 you go without having sex is another "level up" and gives you access to more wizardly abilities.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:16 pm

The longer you go without it the longer you live.
Thus the more wizardy you get.

Cori · **Posted:** Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:42 am

In that case, Madican and I shall live forever and become the most powerful wizards in all the land.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Also Anna Mclerran tried to white knight for Chris last night. It was incredibly obvious she was trying to ride Chris's coattails.

She banned everyone who ripped her logic apart, which wasn't surprising when she tried to defend Chris by playing the autism card. She thinks that Barb is a perfectly normal person(Anna reminds me of Barb) and belongs to the "hurr cops r pigs who always abuse their power" crowd.

I'd just like to point out that this wasn't a case of cop abuse. Chris was resisting arrest, and Barb was helping. Besides, it's not like her cop assault charge will be that much of an issue(unless she seriously injured the cop, which I doubt).

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:09 pm

watch as clyve starts posting shitty art about chris

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:44 pm

Clyve knows where to get every piece of horrible and/or mind-scarring piece of art in existence.

What have you done, vealin?

WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:35 pm

all according to plan
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:18 pm

Guess I won't be looking at this thread for that duration then. :T

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Dear Clyve:

Zink · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:04 pm

Clyve wrote:

Okay, got that all settled.

And now it's time to test yourselves.

Gonna rank myself somewhere between 1 and 2

I just always found CWC really interesting. Not gonna attempt to ever troll him myself, though, as that'd just get in the way of the real trolls. Unless they end up needing my help for some reason, but that would be really weird.

I... I'm actually not sure if there's a single major article on the CWCki I haven't read yet.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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