AWKWARD ZOMBIE

After reading all 320 pages of this thread, I can safely say I really do feel like I'm watching some sort of research.

Also first post and all that

Vents Avatar of General Greivous is the face Im having right now.

I think its both your faults, Chris's for being so brainnumbingly stupid, and the Internet for constantly putting him under a microscope. *sigh*
Humanity. Whatever happened to good old character building?

That video you posted at the top there with him smugly admitting himself to be a loser is one of my favorites too.

Even today I find it hard not to burst out laughing when he says "take that, trolls" at the end.

During Chris's attempt at impersonating Samantha, he met Katie Bay, one of Samantha's friends.

On July 26th, he sent Jack and Katie messages that boiled down to "WHO IS THE VERY FIRST TROLL? WHO STARTED ALL OF THIS?". He seemed to be under the impression that someone, somewhere, published a scathing rant that somehow commanded an army of internet trolls to ruin his life(which was already ruined) by "spreading lies about him".

Chris even compiled a list of the people he suspected of being this mysterious angry rant person. His list consisted of Michael Snyder, Megan, Lucas, and Mimms. Lucas and Mimms did in fact have something to do with the ED page in its early days, but they haven't been involved since. At this point, he stated to focus on the CWCipeida for the first time since the site was handed to him, uploaded every Sonichu comic up to the dating education episode.

On the 28th, Chris sent Katie a message:



The next day Chris uploaded three videos. One was him playing "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero



The other was a desperate attempt to prove that he was not the nefarious troll Ian Brandon Anderson.



Chris then sent Liquid this message:



Later in the day, Liquid responded by playing "More Than A Feeling" on a real guitar.



Chris then sent this message to Katie:



He then uploaded this video:



TL;DR Chris was rustled at Liquid for one-upping him. So he challenged him to reply to him in Spanish, as Chris thinks that taking two years of high school spanish makes him unique somehow. He also wanted Liquid to show him his diplomas from PVCC and Manchester High school, plus his drivers salience.

Liquid responded in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese.



Chris flipped out because he thought Liquid was falsifying legal documents. He decided that there was only one thing to do.

First, he'd shave his goatee, presumably to help prove that he was in fact the real CWC.



And then he'd challenge Liquid to a singing contest.

"And then he challenged Liquid to a singing contest"


wth?

The SingStar Challenge was about two things. The first point was that the real CWC is the best singer in the history of ever, so obviously the winner of a singing contest would be the real CWC. It was also a plot to expose Liquid as a liar, as Chris uploaded his old cover songs to the CWCipedia shortly before issuing the challenge.

He asked Katie, Kim, and the guy who filmed Rollin' and Trollin' to be his judges. He specifically said that he needed a "panel of Trusting, "Neutral" Judges". It should be obvious that he was planning to cheat like crazy from the very beginning.




Chris then uploaded his first song.



And when people accused him of cheating, he posted this in response:



Liquid responded the next day with the most appropriate song ever.



Chris then sang some song from one of the Pokemon movies.



And Liquid sang the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme. It should be noted that he waited until he had less than an hour before his deadline to upload it.



Chris apparently didn't actually watch the video, but he saw the title. He freaked out and tried to disqualify Liquid, as he thought that he had changed the lyrics.

At this point, Katie "hacked into Liquid's Gmail account" and gave Chris control. She also claimed to have taken over Liquid's Youtube, preventing him from uploading any remaining songs.

Chris sent these two messages in response:



Then he uploaded his next song, plus a bonus video.

Please remember that he used to sing along to Britney Spears music at the Game Place.



And then he tried to catch Liquid in a lie again:



Katie had to remind him that Liquid's YT was compromised, so there was no way he could respond anyway.



Chris also tried to get Kate to upload this video to Liquid's account as a part of his scheme to get into Kacey's fat pants:



Don't ask why he thought this was a good idea.

He also called Kacey while attempting to impersonate Liquid.

Chris was apparently so transparent Kacey actually forgot that he was supposed to be impersonating her boyfriend.

Chris decided to thank Katie for helping him cheat in the contest, steal someone's girlfriend, and ruin that someone's reputation by drawing a picture for her:



Oh, and he made a video smugly thanking ED, presumably because he thought that his extensive history of fail would prove that he is actually the real Christian Chandler.

And then Liquid, whose YT account hadn't been compromised at all, uploaded his video at the last minute again.



Plus his answer to Chris's other video:



Chris wasn't pop flyin' with this development.

This guy is amazing.
Though I'm sure from watching the videos it's pretty obvious who the talentless idiotic loser is here.

Ahahaha, Liquid is awesome.

While Chris was going through "Liquid's" Gmail account, he found evidence that suggested that Liquid's real name was Jeff. I guess the actual owner of the Gmail account was named Jeff, because I know for a fact that Liquid's actual name was, ironically enough, Chris.

On August 4, 2009, a lot of things happened. First, he called Kacey while attempting to impersonate Liquid again. He invited Kacey to his home address as part of a plan to expose Liquid as a liar. Chris was under the impression that Kacey was in love with Liquid because she thought that Liquid was Christian Weston Chandler, the legendary comic artist, not because Liquid was sexy and talented.

Then Chris gave up on subtlety and released this video.



Meanwhile, on the SingStar Front, Chris figured out why he was getting his booty kicked in the contest. It wasn't one of those things where the hero dominates the evil imposter, it was one of those things where the evil imposter kicks the hero's booty, but then feels really bad about it and quits. And so he ordered Liquid to sing "Lift Up Your Eyes", because it's a Christpop song that includes the lines "wonders of your name".



Kacey then called Chris and chewed him out.

Shortly after that, Chris uploaded his fourth song. The Touch.



And Liquid sang "Think Twice" by EV3 6.



More importantly, he announced the song he wanted Chris to sing for his final entry.

Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick".

In retrospect, Chris should have seen that coming from a mile away. But, those were the rules.

Chris sang the song, but viewers were in for hilarity.



Chris replaced every instance of the word "dick" with "duck", which of course meant that he'd changed the lyrics and broken the very same rule he'd accused Liquid of breaking three days previously.

Liquid ordered him to sing the song again.



And Chris complied. Remember that he is comically allergic to the word "dick".



The next day, Liquid sang "Lift Up Your Eyes". You might notice something different about his voice. I wish he'd used this voice in every one of his videos.



Chris was unhappy because Liquid shortened the track. As you can see, having to put up with Liquid was pushing Chris to the breaking point.



Liquid complied and sang a longer version of the song.

At this point, pressure from Liquid forced Chris to release the first nine pages of Episode 20, and may have played a role in the update regimen Chris attempted to follow later in the year.

NEXT TIME, SONICHU.

Man it's like, a movie, then a book, a movie, then a book.
Though I hesitate to call it a book. More like a pile of papers with horrendous scribbles.

Before we begin, I need to mention that Chris tried to write a backstory for PVCC right before the SingStar contest kicked off.

I get the feeling that he got the idea from his feud with Liquid. The TLDR is that the one in the comic was dean up until August 2000, at which point she was fired for selling witch-drugs to hobos after hours. Real!Mary was then sent to replace her. Somehow they just so happened to have the exact same name, sorta like how Kacey claimed that Liquid really was a Christian W. Chandler.

Here it is

This isn't the story but it's related.



First, a tribute to Billy Mays Chris inserted into the previous episode.



Yeah I don't care either.



I guess there are supposed to be things speeding past their houses.

And Punchy is too hungover for this shit.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/6/66/SchuComic9P33.jpg

I'm amazed that Chris even remembered that Wes exists, really.



I like how the bike is chained down.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/3/3b/SchuComic9P35.jpg

Oh no fanservice. That means Chris is feeling insecure about his sexuality.

I like how they're the kind of people who keep their washing machine in their garage.



Try to remember that she's supposed to be Chris's ideal woman. And since Chris isn't in this episode Sonichu is now his stand-in.



I forgot to mention that this is supposed to be "offstage" or something like that. Except it's in-universe and oh no I've gone cross-eyed.

I always read this section in Chris's voice.



I like how he went from "we respect homosexuals" to "GOD HATES FAGS" in one page.



I don't know why Sonichu decided to destroy his garage because people questioned his sexuality.

Next time, videos!

Oh, and Chris just public posted on Facebook. The TLDR is that everyone is a horrible person for not wanting to meet him in real life.

The funny part is that he keeps mentioning that his mom is the only person who truly cares about him. And that he wishes that Bob's ghost will give the whole world nightmares because nobody wants to be friends with Chris.

it is starting to become sad, really.

Love that the people in his life call him on his shit.

I tried reading that in Billy May's voice, but I figured I was disrespecting his memory.