AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's like the world's longest and slowest train crash.

Except all the passengers of the train are clowns that probably have arrest warrants in three or more states.

Well we're almost at page 300 so is there gunna be some kind of milestone thingie

a giant photo of the PickleMan?

tell me he didn't do that.

Well... that COULD explain why everyone was staring at him

Chris doesn't cross-dress in public that much. Most of the time he doesn't even wear makeup. The people are looking at him because he just yelled "FOR THE INTERNET".

Oh, also just found out that the pizza-eating video was a horrible failure. Apparently, Chris was supposed to eat an entire block of cheese(like Fatman did), but he ate a cheese stuffed pizza instead.

GUEEEESS WHO GOT OFF HIS booty?

That's right folks, in honor of page 300 I'm picking up with a goddamn UPDATE

let's do this shit.



Okay, so here we have our standard, beautiful cover page. You can tell from all the characters running around and shit there is probably going to be some fighting or something!


...OR a birthday party for Rosechu.

Okay I can't help but be freaked out a little by Sonichu's lips. Seriously those things are just fuckin creepy, and... Does he have more than one eyelid? the fuck? It's like he couldn't decide how the eyes were going to slant horribly and just said "fuck it, more the merrier"

Also I can't get over Asianknuckles/punchy. Man that cracks me up every time I look at it.


Haha, okay it's EVERYONES birthday. This is great. Apparently Rosechu and the chaotic combo all hatched on the same day? Do people keep records of this shit?



HOLY FUCK

THAT

MOUTH

okay shit son, if there is anything that has ever looked like a mutilated vagina this takes the cake.

good god. Just. LOOK at that thing

god thats gross, okay okay try not to stare too long kids, we only have small amounts of intensified brain bleach to go around.



OKAY GOOD GOD CUT OUT THE facebattling SCENES OR SOMETHING

I've never seen a drawn facebattle more explicit looking than that of this comic. And his lips turned black. Is that a thing sonichus do? Along with flailing their lips when they facebattle? I don't know.

Also, "put on my act for your gal-pals"? What does that even MEAN. So, he's going to act like a dick in front of them or be nice?

Remember kids if people don't accept you for who you are just put on THE ACT.



Once again Chris shows that he has never had a human interaction in his life.

Or watched any form of television. Because people on TV reporting about spring break just love to yell WAHOO and YEAAAA into the mic.

Also all black people refer to everyone as either "brotha" or "sista"

that's not racist or anything



Okay why does this chick have pubes all over her mou- WHAT OH GOD THAT BOD

HER FEET ARE BIGGER THAN HER HEAD

AND HER HANDS ARE AS WELL

WHA

GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAAY


High fives are live? What?

jamsta is the best. He's hip and fresh and pretty much doesnt give a fuck about what you think of his outfit


Okay Jamsta, they're giving away a goddamn car in a soda prize thing, sure. God dude you are so full of shit sometimes.

also I love how Lolisa's legs are all wavy and soggy looking. Actually no I don't it's pretty nasty.

Sorta like everything else in this comic.



...Does Jiggles not have a goddamn nose? Yea good luck singing, I'm sure thats going to go well

and by well I mean you suffocating on stage.



oh god she just called dreds kawaii. Also OH LOOK ANOTHER STORY WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT a minute...

Jiggles....

PANK....

pointed ears...

no nose...

that hair...



MYSTERY SOLVED


Okay why the hell is everyone been drawn all over. I mean I know it's spring break and all but have you already passed out drunk long enough so that people had the opportunity to scribble over your entire body in pen? I mean shit son, it's midday and you're at the beach. That's gotta be a record or something.



Hah, have fun evaporating you dumb bitch.

Also you're ALL covered in fur how the fuck are you supposed to tan anyway.



GEE WHAT SUBTLE FORESHADOWING.

Claw of ownership? That's....odd. You would think that the dude would be all like "yea I'm taken" but no, the only way to show that you're with someone is with threats of violence and ownership assertiveness.

Also, she seriously can't be bothered to pick up a ball out of the ocean? I mean yea it's retarded but it's a PLOT DEVICE, there is a shitload of people, and the moron can't be bothered to fetch it. I hate people, especially protagonists, especially everyone in this comic (except for Wild/greenguy he's a total bro).



Wait. So Blacky is acting like a dick ON PURPOSE?!

WHAT?

Okay so he told Bubbles that he would "put on his act", which means that he was probably doing it to either keep the relationship a secret or because Bubbles secretly HATES all of her gal pals

If it's the second one I suddenly think Bubbles is totes cool.



I am still so confused. She is awkwardly pretending to manhandle her boyfriend in front of her lady friends.

Man I feel bad for Blacky now.



...You assholes couldn't have just TOLD them you knew? And how on earth do they even find out about that shit? They see her walk him off with his hands behind his back?


"Oh they've totally got the hots for each other"



Um...way to put someone else's art into your comic out of fuckin nowhere Chris. Stay classy.

Also apparently having your hands behind your back in a relaxed position is pretty exhausting.



Also painful? OH COME ON. You couldn't keep sonichu sex out of just ONE episode?! seriously?

goddamn.

Oh also goth chick is magic or something. Who knew.



Oh...son of a BITCH. Another "explanation" of how one of these fuckers came to be. What about all the OTHER sonichu/rosechu? what about fucking JAMSTA?! and the BLOND ONE and JIGGLES?

WHAT ABOUT THEM HUH


Okay I guess the present box is evi- OOOOOH ITS THE STAFF THING



bahaha oh man I had forgotten about the cherokee chiefs. That was some funny shit.



Oh for the love of all things beautiful. He just HAD to make a dickgirl. Wait no not even a dickgirl, "Both parts"

How does that even fuckin WORK?!

You know what I don't want to know, that's not pleasant to think about.

And oh my god, another classic sonichu face. I love this shit



oh god my lungs



"yea it's either 2 or 5,000 fathoms deep"

top notch work Psychichu



ohhh noooooooo

he's gonna make the sex with another giiiiirl/guuuuy

this is gonna be HIIII LARIOUS

NOT SAFE FOR GODDAMN WORK

This is really fuckin disturbing. Seriously guys do you KNOW what can happen from sex on the beach? Just....look it up, I'm not explaining that. It's gross.



Well thats what you get for having sex in the middle of spring break AT THE BEACH you fuckass.

also you just had sex with a hermaphrodite enjoy your sexuality questions.



YOU JUST

JUST FUCKING TRIED TO HIDE YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

god you are dumb bubbles



OH man Asianknuckles

Dunno about you guys but I read that entire thing in a strong Asian accent,

I am the worst



PFFFFFFT. Oh my god that star.

That is the best star.



A PSYCHIC CHARACTER just told you that wasn't Blacky. When a fictional psychic character tells you something YOU daisies WELL LISTEN.

man, you are just

so dumb.



PFFFFT

THUNDERBOLT ME

OH YES

MORE VOLTS. I WONT BE SATISFIED UNTIL I HAVE A SMALL SEIZURE.



Woooow. As if she wouldn't notice the lack of lightning shooting out of his ha-

Oh wait this is Bubbles we're talking about, nevermind.



THE EVIDENCE HAS SPOKEN



I sense a bitch move coming



BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aaaahahahaa oh my god i cant stop



"I just had sex. It was HORRID. I didn't even get to finish ;n;"



Wait...So that's it? The gothchu just....left?

Well. This sucks.



No wait seriously that was it? She just yelled "bee" and used a grass move when she was water type?

That's really it for this story arch?



AAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA

Jesus and God helped me pick which troll I should date



Okay wow. You dedicate a not-even-paragraph to someone you think committed suicide directly because of what you did.

Yeaaaa, girl one totally died and was not trolling the fuck out of you.

and neither was girl three

sure Chris



aaaaand that's it for this story arch!

Thanks for reading errybody

update will be next friday, I will also attempt to pull together a table of contents on the first post.

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED OUR ANTICLIMACTIC CREEPY booty COMIC

STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME AND REMEMBER TO

ZAP

TO THE


EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHM

...Zang updated?
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS GOING ON
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH BOY EXPLAINING TIME.

This story is a metaphor for how Chris was fooled by Blanca. The girl with panda ears(PandaHalo/Sarah McKinzie) and the fat girl in the cowboy hat(Sarah Jackson/Decpticon?) are two of the three sweethearts I don't fully have a grip on(the third being Sarah May--yes all of them were named Sarah).

The antagonist in this episode is a shapeshifter who turns someone's libido against them because Chris found out about men pretending to be girls interested in having sex with him. The shapeshifter is also allegedly a hermaphrodite even though Chris has stated that her genetalia still transform with the rest of her, raising the question of why her having a penis is such a big deal if she can just shafeshift it away.

The part where Talky McFloatyhead was all "THAT'S A SPAH, SHE GONNA SAP UR SENTRY" is supposed to reflect all of the white knights spamming Chris with "YOU RETARD, OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS LOOK HERE'S SOME VERY HELPFUL AND WELL ORGANIZED INFORMATION, PLEASE ACCEPT IT" and Chris was all "NO, IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT YOU ARE TROLLS TRYING TO SOW DISTRUST BETWEEN US DUE TO YOUR IMMENSE JEALOUSY OF HOW AWESOME AND CREATIVE I AM, SHOOSH!" and then his dick was on ED.

Also there's a continuity error for anyone who cares, the graduation ceremony couldn't have possibly been on the moon at the time Chris claimed it was in the narration because it was supposed to be sealed in a cave somewhere or whatever.

Chris would eventually fail to secure Panda, and soon after that Chris's comics would go on hiatus for nearly a year as he fell into one hilarious trolling plot after another.

Wild Ramabge hurts itself in the confusion!!

I'm sorry, it had to be done.

Nice autoplay, Syo.

Nice 10 hour loop.