AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ooooh. How about this.

What if the final boss was... Sonichu? It would be the ultimate struggle, what with MASTER AND LORD pitted against friend! The ending would surely be a sad one if that were to come into effect, however. Maybe the last still images would consist of the all-new about-to-be-published Sonichu #11 being destroyed, much to Chris' agony, and then thrown in the FLAMERS' FLAME.

the final boss should be his own mind.

he should get sent in by a troll to get rid of everything about himself and start anew.

thus he must fight and destroy everything that has corrupted his mind.

and finally, in the end, he fights himself as he is now.

AND HE IS REBORN (or he destroys himself from completely obliterating everything in his mind)

The only way a game about Chris would be good is if it were a psychological horror game.

If the game's protagonist is Chris himself, then how would you handle all of the situations where he's had to (figuratively, and I hate that I need to make the distinction) cover his own booty by deleting images and videos, making up lies, and generally just embarrassing himself more in his attempts to do so than the actual problem ever did?

Case and point: Dirty Crapped Briefs.

Had a dream last night that Chris created so much pollution (pollution in my dream world that manifested itself into yellow smog) that it escaped into space, and got caught in orbit between the Earth and the moon. There, it collapsed into itself and formed a giant ball of burning gas, essentially a small sun, slightly larger than the Earth, causing severe problems on Earth, changing the climate and killing millions.

He was fined for littering.

INSANITY??

HAHAHAHAH, FOOL!

No really, Chris level of insanity is unmesurable, even greater than the Kishin's.

I think we're going to get along quite nicely.

STORY TIME

I was at Wal-Mart today to buy candy and costume shit because I am a horrible procrastinator, and also food because we needed that too, and for some reason there were some people there who were actually in costume, like there was this black guy dressed as Batman for example.

So I'm derping around, trying to decide which type of cereal to get, when I glance over and lo and behold, the first thing I spot is a shitty Sonichu medallion, shittier perhaps than even the original. The next thing I notice is that the guy wearing the shitty Sonichu medallion is also wearing a blue and red striped shirt. And I realize quite suddenly that I am looking at a guy who has decided to be Chris-Chan for Halloween, and for God knows what reason he also decided to wear this costume a day early and at Wal-Mart. I can only imagine what was going through the minds of the normal people who have no idea who Chris-Chan is when they saw this guy and his little medallion.

Sadly I did not get any pictures, because I didn't want to look like a creeper.

Haha, that's awesome. I should do that.

Sadly I have no Crayola fucking Model Magic.

I think Chris might be homeless

or, fuck I dunno, dead

I saw him on PSN today.

What was he playing?