AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Colaya you are awesome.

also it looks like it's that time again

adventure time? you fucking wish.



Well there is Chris and apparently his two imaginary friends, on this gorgeous title page.

lets dig deeper



Episode seven: AnCHUent prophecy
i c wat u did thar.

So our favorite recolor stumbles across a MYSTERIOUS cave. And some kind of egg baby man mutates out of a nearby rock

I....I think? Seriously Chris what the hell?



OH HOW CONVENIENT CHRIS IS HERE.

so apparently that rock was actually an old man covered in hair.

well okay then.

Chris once again reminds us that he is sonichu's father/creator. Which still somehow means that he is responsible for the birth of a pikachu.

I've heard some sick shit, but that just tops the list.

moving on



More words than a year summary of homestuck.

I don't blame you for not bothering to read that, basically it's some self inserting bullshit and evil is gonna show up and only this will be able to stop it and ect ect ect.

anyway



Okay, so Chris puts his super cool hand-made medallion on the pedestal.

shenanigans ensue.



Oh God what.

Chris's "ancestor" tells him how shit works

and that his rival will show up to fight him but his lady friend will help him?

lady friend?

He says lady friend but yet I have seen no distinguishable women.



Man you can totally tell what is going on in this page I mean come on how clear can you get.

this is like claritan clear up in here. It's like we took some claritan and then OD'd on it and genetically formed a comic page out of claritan and it is just so fucking clear.



Oh shit so Chris is like dude wazzup with my lack of sleeves and sonichu is all like dude look in this mirror.

Chris is like "dude.."

and Sonichu is like "duuuude...."

they share in some brotacular convo.



Somewhere miles away two people are covered in some kind of energy coming from inanimate objects.

to be fucking continued.



looks like it's commercial time guys.

Who needs to bathe? just spray yourself down with some nice AXE BODY SPRAY and you're good to go!

Try ORION SCENT, chicks'll be beggin to orbit your BELT.

Shit works, too, lemme tell ya.

OOP THAT LOOKS LIKE THE END OF THIS EPISODE

SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON SONICHU, AND LIKE SONICHU ALWAYS SAYS:

LET'S ZAP

TO THE

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME

Oh geez, what the heck?

"Orbit your belt"? That's just...

WHAT IS WITH THE EGG BABY MAN'S MOUSTACHE/CREEPY LONG FACIAL HAIR?

Oh god...this is just....

*THUD*



....ow.

this was me when I saw that the posted the sonichu pages
......:l......D:...D:> and then after reading it

I'm going to burn myself alive now because I'm afraid if I read any more of this my face will melt
If the art wasn't complete CRAP I could stomach the dialog

What the hell-

CrisChan is ripping off Sailor Moon now?!

How do I read page 6?

Nevermind, i found this!
it was posted by coriserai but im so bad that i stole it

I like how the chick who gets zapped by an inanimate object gains a hundred pounds or so.

What the hell Zang.

You didn't even make fun of his insanely inaccurate perception of the Cherokee.

I mean it isn't exactly racist but no Native Americans looked or dressed like that.

What exactly did he steal from Sailor Moon? I was getting the sense of Yugioh when reading this chapter... What with the "ancient prophecy" Egyptian-looking hieroglyphics, and reincarnation crap...

Plus, if he was ripping off Yugioh, that would explain why his ancestor wearing Egyptian-looking stuff instead of looking like a Cherokee.

I wasn't going to say anything, but Zink has a good point. That guy looks more like someone who burst his spandex than an Cherokee chief.

BAHAHA

Totally forgot about the Cherokee

when i was reading it I laughed pretty hard.

Because Cherokees dress like Aztecs

And are white

and have /gold/

AHAHAHAHAHA

Wait what?!

When did I post that?!

No figgin' way, man, you got the wrong lady.

I ell-oh-ell'd.

:D Thanks to Chris, I'll never bathe again.