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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:44 pm 
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Yeah, I feel really sorry about his father's accident.

I'm a terrible person

I like how this thread was about his comics and now it's about his shenanigans.

Seriously, It kinda sucks that his father died. This is terrible for anyone.

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D: Bob Died!?.... I thought the swelling was bad but I was hoping it wasn't cause he was gonna die. RIP Bob. May it be dignified.

Shit I just hope Chris doesn't exploit this whole thing or dress like a girl at the funeral. Bury the man with some dignity.


No doubt though Chris is about to feel the stress.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:42 pm 
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No, Chris will likely pull a Willy Loman. Life's going to get harder (probably, unless something happens to fix the financial problem permanently), stress is going to creep up on Chris, and rather than face it and fix the problem(s) he's just going to dig deeper into his delusions to avoid what's really going on around him.

Only, unlike Willy Loman, we're probably not going to feel anything for Chris doing this to himself.

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I'm guessing most trolls are taking a break out the whole death thing.



Wonder if the unknown mail will still be burned?

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I just imagined Chris at Bob's funeral... in a dress.
Dear God, I hope he doesn't do this.

On another note, does anyone think it's possible for Chris to obtain a job in any way? Or will his background forever prevent him from doing so?

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Akio wrote:

On another note, does anyone think it's possible for Chris to obtain a job in any way? Or will his background forever prevent him from doing so?

His internet infamy alone squashes all "hope" of that happening. Not like he would be even able to keep a job without royally fucking himself up a few months in.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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yea, a mental hospital is probably how he'll end up, pretending to be speacking to sonichu....

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Silver_Wolf wrote:
Akio wrote:

On another note, does anyone think it's possible for Chris to obtain a job in any way? Or will his background forever prevent him from doing so?

His internet infamy alone squashes all "hope" of that happening. Not like he would be even able to keep a job without royally fucking himself up a few months in.

He has a slight chance of obtaining a job, not due to his internet infamy but due to his inability to interview properly.

Holding the job is another issue entirely. He's only ever had one real job (basically a janitor at Wendy's), and he was fired after three or so months for a variety of reasons. The short version is that he kept getting offended when his superiors kept telling him to do stuff and didn't actively seek out things to do.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I heard the last straw was making a kid cry with his Donald Duck voice.

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I would cry too.

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Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:
I heard the last straw was making a kid cry with his Donald Duck voice.


poor child

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If Chris was coming at me sounding like a duck, I would run away* so fucking fast.


*read as: Walk away slowly.


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If Chris was coming at me at all, I would run away* so fucking fast.


*read as: run away.


Fixed.

On another note, I don't feel sad about Bob dying, but we're probably nearing, if not at, the end of monitoring Chris' shenanigans.
I bet they're too daisies stingy to even have a proper funeral.

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Well, the CWCki is still refusing to display stuff, so I can't retrive the notice thing yet, other than what I could remember yesterday on the last page.

I think there'll be a funeral and/or remembrance service. Dunno what'll happen after that stuff though :v

In the meantime, how long to you think Barb has? I mean, she's Snorlax, after all. D:>

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