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FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:30 pm

...well, darn. >:T

Stupid Chris.lol understatement much?

EDIT: But wait, isn't Sonichu effectivly a Tails to Chris-chan? So, he does have a need for one.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

FireflyYoshi wrote:

What the hell kind of pizza is that? No one wants a pizza that's all crust!

That looks more like a bagel with some tomato & cheese stuffed in the hole.

It's stuffed crust. There's cheese inside it.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:34 pm

Is this 'prove Firefly wrong' day today? ||D;;

Gahh, it still looks disgusting, as always. But the Pizza may be fine, for all I know. :3

Boj · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:08 pm

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Chris has never said anything about it beyond stuff like "I just didn't see the need for one".

Because about 50 million sonic/pikachu hybrid recolours is totally needed

Akio · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:43 pm

Boj wrote:

Am I the only one who still likes pizza as much as they did before seeing that XD

...I want pizza now

I ate pizza today, so no.
Anyways, Chris probably didn't base a character off of Tails because he sees him as inferior to the cool Sonic the Hedgehog. He's younger, less agile, has a girly voice, etc. Of course Chris could just make a fox fan character that's older and more bad-booty. But that would require Chris to show the slightest bit of originality, which he lacks.
If he did make a Tails based "original copyrighted" character it would probably just end up being a stereotype. Like the annoying sidekick or naive child. Who would want to see that?
Tails got away lucky with just becoming a card.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:50 pm

I think it's because there's no need to have a sidekick for a sidekick (since Sonichu is basically Chris's sidekick). Plus, Chris adds assloads of new characters as he feels "inspired" and usually makes them siblings to Sonichu (or does terrible things to his dog), so adding Tails as a sibling would be a bit weird...

I am a bit more confused that Chris hasn't brought Knuckles in. I would have figured he'd have eaten that concept up by now...

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Kamak wrote:

I think it's because there's no need to have a sidekick for a sidekick (since Sonichu is basically Chris's sidekick). Plus, Chris adds assloads of new characters as he feels "inspired" and usually makes them siblings to Sonichu (or does terrible things to his dog), so adding Tails as a sibling would be a bit weird...

I am a bit more confused that Chris hasn't brought Knuckles in. I would have figured he'd have eaten that concept up by now...

Eh. Punchy is similar enough.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Punchy

Also. Fan art. Some of it's good, some of it's bad, some of it is pretty messed up. But it's still funny.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Fan_art

Kamak · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:37 am

Huh... guess I somehow forgot about Punchy... maybe from all the brain damage I've suffered from this thread.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

FireflyYoshi wrote:

What the hell kind of pizza is that? No one wants a pizza that's all crust!

That looks more like a bagel with some tomato & cheese stuffed in the hole.

The true pizza is actually crusty-like

NDividedByZero · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:38 am

True pizza is all crust and no tomato sauce.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:01 pm

That goes well with your sig. :3

Amyler · **Joined:** Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:32 am **Posts:** 78

'tis another fine day. For revealing!

That line completely cracked me up. XD

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:50 am

As I figure, there's three types of people what concern themselves with Chris-chan.

The first knows nothing of the man or his art, and are innocent and pure for it.

The second has seen the comic, reading it out of morbid curiosity. Despite having glimpsed what is likely the single worst piece of amateur art in the world, those in this group can still live a normal life, so long as they don't stumble into the third group.

The third have seen the Beast. They are those that study the man, know of his actions, and understand his motives and personality. Those who enter this group are doomed to it forever. For some sort of subconscious need for order and reason, this group necessarily delves further into the black hole of morality that is Christian Chandler. What they do not notice until it is too late is that they've stared far too long into the abyss, unable to extricate themselves from Chris-chan's event horizon. As they tumble further and further into the eldritch pit of canon, the only thing that lets them retain their sanity is their belief that they will never suffer the depths that this fascinating man has fallen to.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:45 am

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
— Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil

We're all screwed.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Exeres wrote:

As I figure, there's three types of people what concern themselves with Chris-chan.

The first knows nothing of the man or his art, and are innocent and pure for it.

The second has seen the comic, reading it out of morbid curiosity. Despite having glimpsed what is likely the single worst piece of amateur art in the world, those in this group can still live a normal life, so long as they don't stumble into the third group.

The third have seen the Beast. They are those that study the man, know of his actions, and understand his motives and personality. Those who enter this group are doomed to it forever. For some sort of subconscious need for order and reason, this group necessarily delves further into the black hole of morality that is Christian Chandler. What they do not notice until it is too late is that they've stared far too long into the abyss, unable to extricate themselves from Chris-chan's event horizon. As they tumble further and further into the eldritch pit of canon, the only thing that lets them retain their sanity is their belief that they will never suffer the depths that this fascinating man has fallen to.

There is a borderline group between the 2° and the third which just lurks this htread for the lulz.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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