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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:25 am 
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I had a nightmare where Chris moved next door to me.

Also, Chris teaches that it's common for an adult to crap their pants! http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Don%27tPintheOop!

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I think the only think I'm glad of is that Chris didn't eat his poop yet. Although I wonder if he could be tricked into doing that.

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I think the only think I'm glad of is that Chris didn't eat his poop yet. Although I wonder if he could be tricked into doing that.


Maybe? He was tricked into shoving a medallion up his booty, but I think him eating his shit is pretty unlikely....

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Leaxi wrote:
rambage wrote:
I think the only think I'm glad of is that Chris didn't eat his poop yet. Although I wonder if he could be tricked into doing that.


Maybe? He was tricked into shoving a medallion up his booty, but I think him eating his shit is pretty unlikely....


Well, he was tricked to put things in his booty, putting things in his mouth shouldn't be so difficult (he already ate his own sperm, without outside influence)

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rambage wrote:
Leaxi wrote:
rambage wrote:
I think the only think I'm glad of is that Chris didn't eat his poop yet. Although I wonder if he could be tricked into doing that.


Maybe? He was tricked into shoving a medallion up his booty, but I think him eating his shit is pretty unlikely....


Well, he was tricked to put things in his booty, putting things in his mouth shouldn't be so difficult (he already ate his own sperm, without outside influence)

Chris has put plenty of things up his booty for his own amusement. The CWCki even has a category for it.


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It's a viral marketing scheme. The entire Christian Weston Chandler, a marketing scheme. Obviously these ten years have just been built up, the trolls, the craziness, the people harmed and people who've harmed him, for the sole purpose of this video. It was a stretched out publicity stunt for various wristwatches all along, and none of the rest of it was real.

...I can dream, can't I?

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Chris has no empathy, for anyone. This is basically the summary of about... 90% of the video.
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These trolls are doing a pretty good job of pointing out Chris's hypocrisy, flaws, lack of empathy, etc. I don't normally support trolling but in this case, please continue.

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I find rather difficult to laugh at Chris by now. Shudder is waaaaay measier

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http://cwcki.yuku.com/topic/270/Is-X-re ... ris-mythos

Humorous read. My favorite part was "Chris is a dumb fatty fat fat dumb. He believes all manner of retarded stuff without question because he's fat and dumb. Are you as dumb as Chris? Just remember that "everything is fake. If it's not fake, you'll know immediately" and keep your brain engaged."

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Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?

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Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?


I hope he's the Only One. Try to imagine a whole city of him.

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rambage wrote:
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Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?


I hope he's the Only One. Try to imagine a whole city of him.


We're all Chris, stuck in a life-like simulation made to give us individual identities for the purpose of allowing us to see our HONEST AND TRUE selves for the never ending atrocities that we are by observing one who acts and looks true to the normal identity that we all share. Our lives are an illusion meant to make us hate ourselves for existing as Chris.

I hope you all have nightmares tonight, because I will.

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They should know nothing anyone can do will make Chris see himself for who he really is; let alone have him do anything about it.

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They should know nothing anyone can do will make Chris see himself for who he really is; let alone have him do anything about it.


And yet we're all here apalled for some reason, but don't worry, when we wake up, we'll think all of these things are perfectly normal.

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