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Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Either Chris has gone crazy, or he wants up to think he has.

Or maybe he's just gone back to making stupid videos. Maybe he missed it or something.

Kira · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:53 pm

I love you Rambage.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

Either Chris has gone crazy, or he wants up to think he has.

Or maybe he's just gone back to making stupid videos. Maybe he missed it or something.

He was gone for eight months because he's afraid of his trolls. He's only back now because he thinks he has a way to get rid of them once and for all and make the internet into the hugbox he wants it to be.

Oh god, he just accused Michael Snyder of molesting his own daughter. The daughter Chris (unknowingly) photographed without her knowledge. At the store where Chris sexually harassed Megan. And Chris put porn into Sonichu while claiming it was for kids.

Oh, and while Robert Lightburn(the Game Place owner) is a sex offender, he is not a child molester as far as anyone knows. He is also never actually at the store.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

After reading nearly half of the thred I think I need some of that Brain Bleach...or a good snuff movie, they basically do the same thing.

rambage · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm **Posts:** 152

Kira wrote:

I fart Rambage.

weren't you the one with a Maria's signature?

Kira · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:12 pm

why yes, yes i was.

Akio · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:27 pm

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

edit

WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc

What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:28 pm

Quote:

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]

Ooh...brrrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]

[Chris starts humming, before putting on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[Continues humming, and shows his booty to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789Chan? I'd fuck me.

[Pats his booty, and ontinues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Patt-[Video ends]

Akio · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:31 pm

The clarification made it worse. I still... I don't even. We need Ultra Bidoof's clarification again.

EDIT: Wait, hold on. Patti? Together forever? Fur?
Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. Or I make actually have to find Chris IRL and... I don't even know.

YCobb · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:01 pm

Akio wrote:

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

edit

WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc

What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.

Best part: he may not realize this, but that's almost an exact quote from the crazy murderer in Silence of the Lambs.

Nichi :3 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:12 pm

I dug up my older account just so I could post in here again otherwise Ive mostly been lurking....

Ahem WHAT THE HELL!? This is just weird and creepy silence of the lambs lurking alllllll over this Video.

Oh wait? he's still claiming he is straight after all this? Really? REALLY!?

GAG!

abgar · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:41 pm

Nichi :3 wrote:

I dug up my older account just so I could post in here again otherwise Ive mostly been lurking....

GAG!

Anyways, i just did the same... I have been lurking this thread since the begining...

This thread introduced me to CWC... I have seen so many things... Horrible things...

Nichi :3 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:05 pm

Hahaha Nice subconscious pun I made there XD It really wasn't intended.

usually I don't have to say anything everyone else does a good job but.. I couldn't stay quiet lol

YEAH! I read it too now! I cant believe this guy is so horrible but its like you always want to know MORE. DX maybe because its so Unbelievable?

Akio · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:39 am

I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.

Cori · **Posted:** Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:43 am

Akio wrote:

I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.

A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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