AWKWARD ZOMBIE

He has returned.
He's uploaded three new videos to his youtube account.

Here's a rough summary of all the videos so far:
-He claims to have the dox on several trolls, but so far he's only mentioned Surfshack Tito and Thorgzong.
-Claims that he knows that Tito(real name Don) lives in Michigan and Thorg(real name Jeremy) lives in Canada.
-Makes several wild demands of them.
-Tito is ordered to apologize to Sony(via youtube) for hacking into the PSN, give Chris a thousand bucks, delete his contributions to the CWCki, apologize to Wallflower for ruining her relationship with Chris(though Chris acknowledges that it was partially his fault), give Chris his home address, and to quit trolling Chris.
-Thorg must apologize for photoshoping Chris into a gay bar and uploading the picture to an electronic bilboard in Time's Square in late 2009 and put up another bilboard stating that Chris is straight for a week. He then also must delete his contributions to the CWCki and quit trolling Chris.
-Chris wants all of this done by the end of the month.

Here's hoping Tito sends him $1000 in monopoly cheddar.

And I still love how Chris says he's 100% straight. Dude, you're wearing earrings and have admitted to wearing a skirt in public and using the women's restroom. Kinda gay.

Ahahaha! I have to watch this when I get home!
Quick somebody mirror it just in case.

Oh, also Chris claims that he never meant Sonichu to go beyond Y-7.

So I think that means he blames his trolls for doing things that made him draw inappropriate comics.

How dare you make me draw porn!
Hah.

I hope thorg writes his apology onto a slideshow of chris's tranny pictures. Which he then uploads to the electronic billboard in times square.

Wait what
This didn't happen, right

It did.
And in the blink of an eye, all of the innocence left to man was gone.

There is such a thing as straight crossdressers. Kinda rare, and almost always mistaken for gay, but they do exist...

-K-

Ahaha oh my god! Is there any sauce on this? Pics or it didn't happen!

Fortunately, I can't find any. Why does chris even care about that? He's a gaybian through and through.

Why the fuck am I here at 2 am?

"I. Win."

I lost it at that. I just burst out laughing.

You must also remember that this is the same man who drank his own jizz and has admitted to using anal beads.

It happened. Here it is in public:

And here's a closeup: