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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:00 pm 
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Have you ever seen that video where this asian lady kills a kitten with the heel of her high heel shoes?
She Squishes it's brains out.


I've seen worse things done to humans.

But those are humans! THey're assholes for the most part.
What about the kittens!?
I don't see how people'll go bat shit insane i a dog or something gets killed in a movie, but if a human dies it's no big deal.
ALSO I thi FatOldRobot is some sort of crazy person that eats human flesh.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Gryewolf wrote:
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Have you ever seen that video where this asian lady kills a kitten with the heel of her high heel shoes?
She Squishes it's brains out.


I've seen worse things done to humans.

But those are humans! THey're assholes for the most part.
What about the kittens!?
I don't see how people'll go bat shit insane i a dog or something gets killed in a movie, but if a human dies it's no big deal.
ALSO I thi FatOldRobot is some sort of crazy person that eats human flesh.


I only eat human flesh on tuesdays. The text below might be disturbing to those who have some sanity left.
I've got a tape of a guy getting his head cut off with a hacksaw. He was alive and everything, tied to a wooden block thing.
It was some sort of mafia execution thing.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Seriously? Can I get some sauce?

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Seriously? Can I get some sauce?


It's an old tape my dad gave me. Guy had about 3 videos like that.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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How old are we talkin'?

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He told me it was filmed somewhere between 1990 and 1998. He had gotten it from somewhere, he didn't remember. It was after Estonia broke free from the Soviet Union. Tons of violence and mob stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Oh well it's no surprise a video like that surfaced in those times.

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Saw a gif of some furfag stomping on a cat's head. It was filmed close up. The cat's eye had popped out.

Didn't eat or sleep right for a while afterwards.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I remember seeing a picture of this group of niggers petting a cat and one running out of no where and kicking it.
THe poor this went flying and they were all laughing. It was opk but it ran away.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Gryewolf wrote:
I remember seeing a picture of this group of niggers petting a cat and one running out of no where and kicking it.
THe poor this went flying and they were all laughing. It was opk but it ran away.


That reminds me of a story. A german student walked up to a bar full of bikers. He then took a puppy out of his backpack and threw it at the bikers. When the bikers looked outside to see what was happening, he took off his pants and mooned them. He then stole a tractor and made his getaway.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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And if I may. What was to moral of that story?

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And if I may. What was to moral of that story?


If you throw puppies at bikers you can make a totally badass getaway and cause a traffic jam 5 miles long.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I'll keep that in mind the next time I go to the pub.

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Can I ask when the discussion went from an autistic with an ego to bragging about how many horrible things you can see and pretend not to care?

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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When FatOldRobot said he wasn't easily grossed out.
It derailed from there.
It all began here I think.
WARNING IMAGE IS GROSS!
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