AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The first command should probably be something like "never ever ever try to kill me or, through some action, knowingly cause my death."

change cause to "cause or allow" and it should be fine

It took me a few readings to fully get what just happened in Goblins.

I'm not sure whether to applaud or not.

.....oh god dammit thunt

Oh fuck, it would have been so much better without actually showing the hundred-year-old strip. Let your readers puzzle it out themselves.

Uh, Penny Arcade, why are we in space?

The site is kind of buggy, I think someone may have posted the wrong strip?

The news post seems to allude to the weirdness too though.

Yeah, weird.

OH, maybe the ship's AI is the woman's voice talking to the immortal dude. I have no fucking idea WHY, but maybe.

Because Sand is a sci-fi western?

I didn't know that and it certainly wasn't hinted in the story itself.

I have no fucking idea whats going on in that fucking story

The last page had a moon and a planet both close enough to see.

i'd say that's a pretty clear hint that it's a space western

Doesnt space western generally refer to sci fi stories with western themes, rather than actual cowboys in space and stuff?

Either or. Trigun and Firefly are both westerns that take place in space/not on Earth.